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damn that was funny I'll have to rmember that one.LMAO
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Thank You, Desperately in need of coffee!!!!!
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Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules
of life really are... WD-40 and Duct Tape
If it does not move and should use the WD-40
If it should not move and does, use the duct tape
of life really are... WD-40 and Duct Tape
If it does not move and should use the WD-40
If it should not move and does, use the duct tape
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that is damn good phylosophy (spelling)
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Life is like a garbage sandwich, the more bread you have the less garbage you must eat.
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Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat.
Simply use the sink!!!! LMAO
Simply use the sink!!!! LMAO
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If you do not like the weather....move!
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The man is the head of the house, The woman is the neck and she turns the head any way she wants.
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Hi really nice guy !!!! Ain't this fun?
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives.
Then you will be afraid to cough!!!!
If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives.
Then you will be afraid to cough!!!!
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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
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Had an uncle who's first two wives died from eating poison mushrooms
His third wive died from a brain concussion.
She wouldn't eat her damn mushrooms.
His third wive died from a brain concussion.
She wouldn't eat her damn mushrooms.
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<----- is really glad she hasnt got anything to drink just yet
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Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person 
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Have a bad tooth ache?
Smash your thumb with a hammer
You will for get all about your toothache!!!
Smash your thumb with a hammer
You will for get all about your toothache!!!
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If I was twice as smart as I think I am ,I would still be an idiot.
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Birthdays are good for you: the more you have the longer you live
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull,
some have weird names, and all are different colors
...but they all have to learn to live in the same box
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull,
some have weird names, and all are different colors
...but they all have to learn to live in the same box
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Keep hitting that thumb for ten minutes, it will feel so good when you stop.
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Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. OMGICSM!!!!!
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When I was a baby, I had no teeth, no hair, couldn't walk, couldn't talk, had very little understanding of things around me and dirtied my diaper.
When I get real old ,I am going to have the same damn things.
When I get real old ,I am going to have the same damn things.
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Some people are like slinkies... They are not really good for anything, but, they still bring a smile to your face when you push tham down a flight of stairs!!!!!