The Last Word... Now plastic coated. (842)
Ebony8IvorySydney, New South Wales Australia1 Threads 204 Poststarnsnz: Nanna needs a rest from holding the word as she has bigger things to hold on
Not after what Shell showed us 
Did you see the size of those puppies bourbon: Okay... I've cleaned up the word and plastic coated it.
Hopefully it will get through a thousand posts in a bit better condition this time.
The last person to post on this thread gets to have the last word... unless I post afterwards.
ha ha ha now evil ool comes into the picture.Hopefully it will get through a thousand posts in a bit better condition this time.
The last person to post on this thread gets to have the last word... unless I post afterwards.
with his latest invention, the plastic magnet. he kidnaps the word to hold it for ransom, now we will see just how much the word means to everybody, who wants to start the bidding ?????? 
Tis mine!
LoveableOne: Tis mine!
oh no it's not.I'm just hoppin into the shower and you can have it back when we(me and the Word) are smelling like roses.
Ebony8Ivory: oh no it's not.
I'm just hoppin into the shower and you can have it back when we(me and the Word) are smelling like roses.
I'm just hoppin into the shower and you can have it back when we(me and the Word) are smelling like roses.
sniff sniff sniff... OHhhhh Pretty.....
MINE
Shell225: sniff sniff sniff... OHhhhh Pretty.....
MINE
MINE
Too pretty to keep at home on such a beautiful day.
I know!
Let's take the Word out for a coffee shall we Shell?
Ebony8Ivory: Too pretty to keep at home on such a beautiful day.
I know!
Let's take the Word out for a coffee shall we Shell?
I know!
Let's take the Word out for a coffee shall we Shell?
HA so you think I will SHARE the word ???
Never NEVER.. Im greedy .... its mine ... its mine...
shell chokes on the cake she is trying to stuff in her gob at the same time (cough splutter gasp), cause its got fresh cream on it.. and anyone who knows shell knows that she wont share cake with cream
Shell225: HA so you think I will SHARE the word ???
Never NEVER.. Im greedy .... its mine ... its mine...
shell chokes on the cake she is trying to stuff in her gob at the same time (cough splutter gasp), cause its got fresh cream on it.. and anyone who knows shell knows that she wont share cake with cream
Have a slice of Tiramisu Shell? Never NEVER.. Im greedy .... its mine ... its mine...
shell chokes on the cake she is trying to stuff in her gob at the same time (cough splutter gasp), cause its got fresh cream on it.. and anyone who knows shell knows that she wont share cake with cream
It’s freshly baked and really creamy…
Shall I hold Word until your hands are free again?
Let me know when you’re ready to have Word back so I can put the kettle on and make us another cuppa…
(Enjoying the cake Shell?
)
Ebony8Ivory: Have a slice of Tiramisu Shell?
It’s freshly baked and really creamy…
Shall I hold Word until your hands are free again?
Let me know when you’re ready to have Word back so I can put the kettle on and make us another cuppa…(Enjoying the cake Shell? )
It’s freshly baked and really creamy…
Shall I hold Word until your hands are free again?
Let me know when you’re ready to have Word back so I can put the kettle on and make us another cuppa…(Enjoying the cake Shell? )
Oh NO .... you know there is NO choice....
here have the word!!
Can I have my slice of Tiramisu please....
Shell225: Oh NO .... you know there is NO choice....
here have the word!! Can I have my slice of Tiramisu please....
here have the word!! Can I have my slice of Tiramisu please....
*serene strolls past and pauses to politely remind shell that her Tiramisuanonymous meeting is just about to start* .. intercepts the passing of the word, tucks it down the front of her shirt and strolls on ..
serene56: *serene strolls past and pauses to politely remind shell that her Tiramisuanonymous meeting is just about to start* .. intercepts the passing of the word, tucks it down the front of her shirt and strolls on ..
Shell wipes cream down the front of her shirt, leaps up and gives Serene a big cuddle
then gives Serene a good grope as she takes the word
Shell225: Shell wipes cream down the front of her shirt, leaps up and gives Serene a big cuddle
then gives Serene a good grope as she takes the word
then gives Serene a good grope as she takes the word
Serene, not accustomed to such overt attention from a female (in broad daylight anyway
) calls loudly to a nearby police officer who hastens to serene's aid. Oi Oi whats goin on here then enquires the cop, demanding immediate handover of the wordserene56: Serene, not accustomed to such overt attention from a female (in broad daylight anyway ) calls loudly to a nearby police officer who hastens to serene's aid. Oi Oi whats goin on here then enquires the cop, demanding immediate handover of the word
Serene we've LOST THE WORD !!!!!!!
What are we gonna do???
What it we sneak off and pretend that we didnt have it confiscated by the cops?? Can we make a new word??
Serene you have to use your great madaming skills to sweet talk him into giving it back ....
Shell225: Serene we've LOST THE WORD !!!!!!!
What are we gonna do??? What it we sneak off and pretend that we didnt have it confiscated by the cops??
Can we make a new word??
Serene you have to use your great madaming skills to sweet talk him into giving it back ....
What are we gonna do??? What it we sneak off and pretend that we didnt have it confiscated by the cops??
Can we make a new word??
Serene you have to use your great madaming skills to sweet talk him into giving it back ....
what shell doesnt realise is that the cop is an employee of Mme Serene's on his way to an "appointment". He winks at serene while trying to tuck the word into his velcroed cop pantsserene56: what shell doesnt realise is that the cop is an employee of Mme Serene's on his way to an "appointment". He winks at serene while trying to tuck the word into his velcroed cop pants
A N O T H E R blonde moment
I'll start to worry soon.Shell grabs the 'policemans' velcroed bits and rips them away
nice................... Oh yeah... the word... Shell225: A N O T H E R blonde moment I'll start to worry soon.
Shell grabs the 'policemans' velcroed bits and rips them away
nice................... Oh yeah... the word...
Shell grabs the 'policemans' velcroed bits and rips them away
nice................... Oh yeah... the word...
Meanwhile back in the kitchen, Ebony stirs the pot of goat casserole, looks over to the kettle and wonders why a watched kettle never boils, whips up more cream (adding a dash of liquer and a pinch of castor sugar), checks the sponge rising in the oven and...
Oh... Word?
How did you get in here???
Have Serene and Shell left you all on your little ownsome?
Never mind Word, they'll be back soon enough Ebony8Ivory: Meanwhile back in the kitchen, Ebony stirs the pot of goat casserole, looks over to the kettle and wonders why a watched kettle never boils, whips up more cream (adding a dash of liquer and a pinch of castor sugar), checks the sponge rising in the oven and...
Oh... Word?
How did you get in here???
Have Serene and Shell left you all on your little ownsome?
Never mind Word, they'll be back soon enough
Oh... Word?
How did you get in here???
Have Serene and Shell left you all on your little ownsome?
Never mind Word, they'll be back soon enough
Wheres the word?? wheres the word?? frantically stirring the cassrole, sticking fingers in cream, and looking in oven...
Oh here it is beside the kettle
Mine
Shell225: Wheres the word?? wheres the word?? frantically stirring the cassrole, sticking fingers in cream, and looking in oven...
Oh here it is beside the kettle Mine
Oh here it is beside the kettle Mine
i think i`ll have me word back thanks, u to have had him long enough....
bjsss: i think i`ll have me word back thanks, u to have had him long enough....
Looking at his watch BJ suddenly realises that there is no one at the bar to look after the throngs of people, looking to relax and unwind after a long and hard day at work.He quickly hands the Word back to Ebony, knowing all the while, that even though she is cooking up a storm in the kitchen and preparing the canapes that she will look after the Word until Shell and Serene return.
Outside, the pitter patter of rain is heard gently falling but no matter the weather, a good barman knows his duty.
Out the door BJ dashe, lighly jumping over the policeman who is struggling with his velcro pants, and smiles a knowing smile at Shell and Serene as he passes them...
Ebony8Ivory: Looking at his watch BJ suddenly realises that there is no one at the bar to look after the throngs of people, looking to relax and unwind after a long and hard day at work.
He quickly hands the Word back to Ebony, knowing all the while, that even though she is cooking up a storm in the kitchen and preparing the canapes that she will look after the Word until Shell and Serene return.
Outside, the pitter patter of rain is heard gently falling but no matter the weather, a good barman knows his duty.
Out the door BJ dashe, lighly jumping over the policeman who is struggling with his velcro pants, and smiles a knowing smile at Shell and Serene as he passes them...
He quickly hands the Word back to Ebony, knowing all the while, that even though she is cooking up a storm in the kitchen and preparing the canapes that she will look after the Word until Shell and Serene return.
Outside, the pitter patter of rain is heard gently falling but no matter the weather, a good barman knows his duty.
Out the door BJ dashe, lighly jumping over the policeman who is struggling with his velcro pants, and smiles a knowing smile at Shell and Serene as he passes them...
Shell skips in as Ebonys back is turned and her head in the oven... snaffling the word from under the cooling rack shell skips back out... waving the word in the rain, cause its plastic coated
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