FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY.!!! ( Archived) (57)

Oct 15, 2009 7:05 AM CST FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY.!!!
RayfromUSA
RayfromUSARayfromUSAvienne, Rhone-Alpes France86 Threads 29 Polls 6,611 Posts
StressFree: Clever joke

The real joke if this story were true, was the theist judging the atheist on some imaginary figure that only exists in the minds of theists hahahahaha


Nice joke.
Don't worry.
You'll get to tell it to the judge.
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Oct 15, 2009 7:07 AM CST FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY.!!!
RayfromUSA
RayfromUSARayfromUSAvienne, Rhone-Alpes France86 Threads 29 Polls 6,611 Posts
And He'll have the last laugh.
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Oct 15, 2009 10:01 AM CST FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY.!!!
HealthyLiving
HealthyLivingHealthyLivingSomewhere In, Tennessee USA527 Threads 2 Polls 4,775 Posts
damo9: at first i thought this was just some prank or a joke but reading what the op of this thread has left and hearing this being discussed on talk back radio stations in australia i soon relized it was no joke but what i am finding confussing what judge would allow the atheists to have ther own holiday and would the bosses who thes atheists work for alow them to have ther day off ?

we already have easter christmas boxing day new years eve anzac day and long weekends in australia
not even the gay community has a holdiay so why would a judge allow thes atheists to have ther way ?
what i want to know what month are the atheists looking at calling it a national holiday ?ther will be loss of wages if the courts allow this i know employers they will not be persuaded

damo9



doh Are you for real???







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Conrad, some just don't get it!!!laugh
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Oct 15, 2009 11:30 AM CST FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY.!!!
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
Good judge ha ha
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Oct 15, 2009 11:32 AM CST FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY.!!!
damo9: at first i thought this was just some prank or a joke but reading what the op of this thread has left and hearing this being discussed on talk back radio stations in australia i soon relized it was no joke but what i am finding confussing what judge would allow the atheists to have ther own holiday and would the bosses who thes atheists work for alow them to have ther day off ?

we already have easter christmas boxing day new years eve anzac day and long weekends in australia
not even the gay community has a holdiay so why would a judge allow thes atheists to have ther way ?
what i want to know what month are the atheists looking at calling it a national holiday ?ther will be loss of wages if the courts allow this i know employers they will not be persuaded

damo9
Earth to Damo!
Read my Lips!
ONE MORE TIME!
IT IS ALL A PHREAKING JOKE!










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Oct 15, 2009 11:33 AM CST FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY.!!!
tito49cutie
tito49cutietito49cutienew port richey, Florida USA24 Posts
GREAT STORY!!banana
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Oct 15, 2009 4:17 PM CST FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY.!!!
HealthyLiving
HealthyLivingHealthyLivingSomewhere In, Tennessee USA527 Threads 2 Polls 4,775 Posts
trish123: Thanks so much for your approval HL and to answer a couple of your queries Ill follow your lead and insert replies at relevant places above.



Trish, give me a break!!!

To quote you, "Atheist Day <--- I thought this judge already determined this?

Nope HL, what you pasted was a cheap shot at people who dont believe the same stuff that you do but amusingly, the whole thing is a proven and documented urban legend, perpetrated by others who, like yourself, dont have the nous to check the credibility before posting - Conrad has given the links which would have served you well..."

I knew it was a joke when I posted it!!!
Conrad was the only one to catch on for a time.

Hey, you don't have a problem running your yap with your fingers on these threads, voicing your belief against Christians, most all the atheist do that in these threads.

I post a funny joke about Atheist and you want to be offended?

Well...
I ain't never!!!doh



As for your 8 I'd really rather you didn't's,
I really like them!!!
hug


I am not wanting to war with you Trish, not at all.
But give it a break. It's kinda the pot calling the kettle black!

No offense was ment. Its a phreakin joke!!!
And many of us have enjoyed it, just as you and your friends here enjoy putting down the Christians. No harm done.
It is to a mans glory to overlook an offense. It's life, Trish, get used to it.kiss bouquet HL
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Oct 15, 2009 4:31 PM CST FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY.!!!
HealthyLiving
HealthyLivingHealthyLivingSomewhere In, Tennessee USA527 Threads 2 Polls 4,775 Posts
Gowanheart: Many judges in this country are elected....



Local County Judges are elected.

Article 2 Section 2 of the US Constitution provides that Supreme Court Justices are appointed by the President with the Advice and Consent of the Senate.
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Oct 15, 2009 4:39 PM CST FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY.!!!
mnowsa
mnowsamnowsaRajshahi, Rajshahi Division Bangladesh145 Threads 3 Polls 7,536 Posts
RayfromUSA: I tend to think that as times get harder and harder, sincere peaceloving Muslims will join with sincere peaceloving Christians and even sincere peaceloving Atheists to finally realize, all together, that the true God is, and always has been, LOVE.

And all of the insincere, of whatever flavor, whose god has always been THEMSELVES anyway, will have only THEMSELVES to rely on.


I am glad that you mentioned it, ray. Actually muslims all over the world have already engaged themselves with such peace efforts for quite sometime. But unfortunately those stories or news never come to light because of some biased news reporting in the west. But i do believe that at the end of the day, peace will prevail peace
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Oct 15, 2009 4:50 PM CST FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY.!!!
mnowsa
mnowsamnowsaRajshahi, Rajshahi Division Bangladesh145 Threads 3 Polls 7,536 Posts
Witchaywoman: Some day the Muslims will clobber Christians. There are more Muslims than Christians on the planet. So, keep THAT in mind as you stomp on Atheist rights because there seem to be more Christians than Atheists. Hehe. You're next. Or, you can accept the separation of church and state like real adults and give minorities their civil liberties so that the human race still has civil liberties left in the future when christians will be the minority.


while you maybe right that there are more muslims than christians in this world but i wouldn't really use the word "clobber". And i say this because the world is not really divided along the ethno-religious and cultural line as it used to be before 50 or 100 years. the world is becoming smaller and smaller as far as the interaction among the people from different religious and cultures are concerned. More and more people from different parts of the world are joining their hands in common causes like co-existence, peace and harmony..more and more people are marrying among from different cultures, religions and ethnicities. So, once again, i do believe that at the end of the day, peaceloving people will prevail cheers peace
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Oct 15, 2009 8:33 PM CST FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY.!!!
Gowanheart
GowanheartGowanheartGULFPORT, Mississippi USA3 Threads 570 Posts
HealthyLiving: Local County Judges are elected.

Article 2 Section 2 of the US Constitution provides that Supreme Court Justices are appointed by the President with the Advice and Consent of the Senate.


Actually, in Mississippi, our state Supreme Court, Court of Appeals, Circuit Courts, Chancery Courts, County Courts, as well as some others are elected. Much the same when I lived in Texas. Which means that many judges in the country are indeed elected.
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Oct 15, 2009 9:16 PM CST FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY.!!!
HealthyLiving
HealthyLivingHealthyLivingSomewhere In, Tennessee USA527 Threads 2 Polls 4,775 Posts
Gowanheart: Actually, in Mississippi, our state Supreme Court, Court of Appeals, Circuit Courts, Chancery Courts, County Courts, as well as some others are elected. Much the same when I lived in Texas. Which means that many judges in the country are indeed elected.



Absolutely!thumbs up

The U.S. Supreme Court Justices are appointed by the President as I stated earlier.

Sorry, it was confusing, having State Supreme courts also.
You said what I meant to say.laugh

Okay, let me try it again!laugh

Only the U.S. Supreme Court Justices are appointed by the President. The other Justices are elected by "We The People."

There, that's better.rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 15, 2009 11:31 PM CST FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY.!!!
mahoo
mahoomahooDhaka, Bangladesh218 Posts
HealthyLiving: In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned."
You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!

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Atheists are funny people,though they love to talk about science and logic they are most illogical people, most of them are arrogant.So the judge is absolutely right thumbs up
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Oct 16, 2009 2:03 AM CST FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY.!!!
mahoo: Atheists are funny people,though they love to talk about science and logic they are most illogical people, most of them are arrogant.So the judge is absolutely right
Hasn't gotten it into anyone's Thick Skulls that the Story NEVER happened?doh





























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Oct 17, 2009 11:11 PM CST FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY.!!!
HealthyLiving
HealthyLivingHealthyLivingSomewhere In, Tennessee USA527 Threads 2 Polls 4,775 Posts
Conrad73: Hasn't gotten it into anyone's Thick Skulls that the Story NEVER happened?



Conrad, I did not count the number of times you have mentioned this during this thread, but each time I see another poster believe it is real, then you post and I laugh my butt off!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
I can't help it, it has been soooooo funny!!!!

Well, it was fun while it lasted!wine

Calm down now, don't give yourself a stroke!comfort

hug bouquet
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Oct 19, 2009 1:16 PM CST FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY.!!!
anonymous1
anonymous1anonymous1Hawaii, USA10 Threads 1 Polls 1,649 Posts
friends4now: I think that judge has been on the bench too long.

I would demand an impartial judge because there is a separation of church and state therefore no judge can. quote scripture while on his bench.

mo but than again I don't believe in the christian view of "God"







If the "atheist" asked for a holy day, it sounds like he was very confused, and probably a mental patient.


But, since he did not specify a day, he left it to the judge's discretion; so there is no reason to complain, he got what he asked for.


An "atheist" asking for a holy day, sounds like an April
fools joke anyway!
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Oct 19, 2009 3:12 PM CST FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY.!!!
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
Conrad, I did not count the number of times you have mentioned this during this thread, but each time I see another poster believe it is real, then you post and I laugh my butt off!
I can't help it, it has been soooooo funny!!!!

Well, it was fun while it lasted!

Calm down now, don't give yourself a stroke![/quot




Yes Conrad don't split a gut as HL says doh
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