More Blonde Jokes (Sorry) lol ( Archived) (9)

> AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
> A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her
> body hurt wherever she touched it.
> "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
> The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed
> and then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her
> knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
> Everywhere she touched made her scream.
> The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
> "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
> "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
>
> KNITTING
> A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
> Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the
> wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing
> lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his
> bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
> "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
>
> BLONDE ON THE SUN
> A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
> The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
> The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
> The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
> The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
> "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the
> Russian.
> To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at
> night!"
>
>

Love em hehe