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These are credited to Joan Sauers' book 'Ageing Discracefully':
"Don't sleep with a guy just because he looks like he stepped out of a Calvin Klein ad. One the other hand, if it's been a while...." (I should be so lucky - lucky lucky lucky )
"If the romance with your partner fizzles more than it sizzles, you might consider ditching the limp terry-towelling dressing gown, the dog-chewed slippers, and the stained T-shirt you've been waring to bed the last four years" (sounds familiar)
"Remember that prettiness belongs to the young but with true beauty, age is irrelevant"