I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP! ( Archived) (33)

Jan 8, 2010 8:45 AM CST I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!

If you ever had a good one I bet it's just because you are really, really ugly and your partner was/is as blind as a bat - or vice versa!

(just doing a gillyloves69 thread to whip up some doh )
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Jan 8, 2010 8:46 AM CST I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
RobertC2: I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!

If you ever had a good one I bet it's just because you are really, really ugly and your partner was/is as blind as a bat - or vice versa!

(just doing a gillyloves69 thread to whip up some )
Well I have to say I was in one, well for the first 5 years, then the last five he cheated a few times. I busted him.professor rolling on the floor laughing crying
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Jan 8, 2010 8:47 AM CST I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!
RobertC2: I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!

If you ever had a good one I bet it's just because you are really, really ugly and your partner was/is as blind as a bat - or vice versa!

(just doing a gillyloves69 thread to whip up some )


rolling on the floor laughing Did you in-recarnate yourself?rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 8, 2010 8:48 AM CST I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
somechick: Did you in-recarnate yourself?


No.

Sorry.

I can't afford the tin foil!

moping
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Jan 8, 2010 8:49 AM CST I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!
RobertC2: No.

Sorry.

I can't afford the tin foil!


I'd be happy to ship some to you.laugh
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Jan 8, 2010 8:51 AM CST I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
RobertC2: I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!

If you ever had a good one I bet it's just because you are really, really ugly and your partner was/is as blind as a bat - or vice verse!

(just doing a gillyloves69 thread to whip up some )


ok ok ok... Ill admit it ... Im ugly and insecure ... so I had to sleep with her sister.... and her female friends ... just to prove my self ....uh oh

okokok

i slept with the entire female population in that village ....help
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Jan 8, 2010 8:53 AM CST I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!
wolyrra
wolyrrawolyrraRiga, Latvia470 Posts
RobertC2: I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!

If you ever had a good one I bet it's just because you are really, really ugly and your partner was/is as blind as a bat - or vice versa!

(just doing a gillyloves69 thread to whip up some )


Nope, the opposite - I was blind as a bat and he was just becoming ugly and was always drunk - sorry, but there was forgotten one of most essential causes of monogamy grin
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Jan 8, 2010 8:53 AM CST I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!
In response to: I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!

If you ever had a good one I bet it's just because you are really, really ugly and your partner was/is as blind as a bat - or vice versa!

(just doing a gillyloves69 thread to whip up some )


I always had monogamous relationships. One after the other.
laugh
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Jan 8, 2010 8:54 AM CST I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
Boban1: ok ok ok... Ill admit it ... Im ugly and insecure ... so I had to sleep with her sister.... and her female friends ... just to prove my self ....

okokok

i slept with the entire female population in that village ....


You deserve to qualify for an EU grant! wine
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Jan 8, 2010 8:55 AM CST I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
gabrielle95: I always had monogamous relationships. One after the other.
laugh wine
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Jan 8, 2010 8:57 AM CST I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
Boban1: ok ok ok... Ill admit it ... Im ugly and insecure ... so I had to sleep with her sister.... and her female friends ... just to prove my self ....

okokok

i slept with the entire female population in that village ....


Three grannuies, their two daughters plus one cute (but a little backward) grand-daughter and sixteen nanny goats? confused

It's a hard life screwing the whole village, tell me! sigh
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Jan 8, 2010 9:03 AM CST I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!
irishgirl36
irishgirl36irishgirl36Tralee, Kerry Ireland3 Threads 166 Posts
I honestly think women are better at Monogamy and alot of men are dirty scallywags who'll get up on anything if it's offered to them, be they in a relationship or not. That said, there are a minority not like this BUT WHERE ARE THEY????laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 8, 2010 9:07 AM CST I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
RobertC2: Three grannuies, their two daughters plus one cute (but a little backward) grand-daughter and sixteen nanny goats?

It's a hard life screwing the whole village, tell me!

I use to be known there as the PLAGUE ...grin
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Jan 8, 2010 9:07 AM CST I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!
drbombay
drbombaydrbombayStaten Island, New York USA42 Threads 5,391 Posts
irishgirl36: I honestly think women are better at Monogamy and alot of men are dirty scallywags who'll get up on anything if it's offered to them, be they in a relationship or not. That said, there are a minority not like this BUT WHERE ARE THEY????
Not all Lassie and some of you women are no bargain for they measure love by how much a man spends. roll eyes frustrated cheers
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Jan 8, 2010 9:08 AM CST I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
irishgirl36: I honestly think women are better at Monogamy and alot of men are dirty scallywags who'll get up on anything if it's offered to them, be they in a relationship or not. That said, there are a minority not like this BUT WHERE ARE THEY????


It takes two to tango..... for every adulterous male there has to be an adulterous female; therefore either women are as bad as men or a small proportion of women are exceedingly 'Mr Kipling'!
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Jan 8, 2010 9:09 AM CST I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!
ogdensburgbabe
ogdensburgbabeogdensburgbabeogdensburg, New York USA18 Threads 801 Posts
drbombay: Not all Lassie and some of you women are no bargain for they measure love by how much a man spends.


wow laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Touche...uh oh
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Jan 8, 2010 9:09 AM CST I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
drbombay: Not all Lassie and some of you women are no bargain for they measure love by how much a man spends.


I don't think anybody can measure love in monetary terms...... if any woman claimed:

'If only you loved me you'd buy this and that crap'

it just could, no way, be love!
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Jan 8, 2010 9:10 AM CST I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!
ogdensburgbabe
ogdensburgbabeogdensburgbabeogdensburg, New York USA18 Threads 801 Posts
irishgirl36: I honestly think women are better at Monogamy and alot of men are dirty scallywags who'll get up on anything if it's offered to them, be they in a relationship or not. That said, there are a minority not like this BUT WHERE ARE THEY????


Agreed with another one of your posts on another thread about relationships, irish, but have to strongly disagree with this one.

It smacks of bitterness from past hurts, and thats not so attractive to display, is it??? To "catch your prime salmon, you have to use the right fly hook"...

dunno cheers
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Jan 8, 2010 9:13 AM CST I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
Boban1: I use to be known there as the PLAGUE ...


Boban 'flu strikes terror into the known world! grin cheers
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Jan 8, 2010 9:13 AM CST I BET YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP!
RobertC2
RobertC2RobertC2Xaghra, Gozo, Gozo Malta91 Threads 8 Polls 8,344 Posts
ogdensburgbabe: Agreed with another one of your posts on another thread about relationships, irish, but have to strongly disagree with this one.

It smacks of bitterness from past hurts, and thats not so attractive to display, is it??? To "catch your prime salmon, you have to use the right fly hook"...


She does sound a bit 'uppity' doesn't she.... no nice meek man likes an uppity woman!
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