what is the best chat up line ? (26)
woohoo128staring at the moon somewhere, Essex, England UK80 Threads 3 Polls 5,081 PostsI bet you've got happy children . Wait for there reply . then say because I would love to spend nine months in you 
can anyone do better 
can anyone do better 
(licks finger and wipes on shirt)...lets get you out of those wet clothes....
Hand over your handkerchief. quietly wipe a tear away from her eye, and ask gently. When was the last time you got lais at a funeral?????
patmac: Hand over your handkerchief. quietly wipe a tear away from her eye, and ask gently. When was the last time you got lais at a funeral?????
OOOOPS LAIDi dont do chat up lines lol i just let the moment decide 
In Glasgow the line goes
I dinne care much aboot love Maggie but get em doon an gi us s grip o yer arras
Winston 
I dinne care much aboot love Maggie but get em doon an gi us s grip o yer arras
Winston haunebu2: In Glasgow the line goes
I dinne care much aboot love Maggie but get em doon an gi us s grip o yer arras
Winston
I can understand how that would work in KentI dinne care much aboot love Maggie but get em doon an gi us s grip o yer arras
Winston
but in Scotland first you would have to find a woman wearing knickers for it to work 
In response to: I bet you've got happy children . Wait for there reply . then say because I would love to spend nine months in you can anyone do better
I cant abide chat up lines..i prefer to be told straight as i will give a straight answer government style..YAY or NAY..nae borra attaw..
Never mind the moon, get them doon ...........
goodfriend: I cant abide chat up lines..i prefer to be told straight as i will give a straight answer government style..YAY or NAY..nae borra attaw..
lol but surely your idea of a chat up line is to use as an icebreaker lol normally coming straight to the point can I get into your knickers get you a slap round the face 
lol the idea
RDM59: Never mind the moon, get them doon ...........
I preferred ben doon and show us the moon 
woohoo128: lol but surely your idea of a chat up line is to use as an icebreaker lol normally coming straight to the point can I get into your knickers get you a slap round the face
I have to be honest and say that if a guy spoke that trash to me then he will soon know that i am the Glesga Kissing Champion and have been for the last 10 years..
goodfriend: I have to be honest and say that if a guy spoke that trash to me then he will soon know that i am the Glesga Kissing Champion and have been for the last 10 years..
lol so straight to the point doesn't work . Which brings us back to the point of chat up lines woohoo128: lol so straight to the point doesn't work . Which brings us back to the point of chat up lines
I dont know about guy's from you're area but ive never had a guy speak to me like that woohoo,i guess gentlemen are very few and far between nowadays..
goodfriend: I cant abide chat up lines..i prefer to be told straight as i will give a straight answer government style..YAY or NAY..nae borra attaw..
lol so let me get this straight you can't abide chat up lines .and you want people to talk straight but if they do ther not a gentlemen no chat up line no talking straight all that is left is sign language 
woohoo128: lol so let me get this straight you can't abide chat up lines .and you want people to talk straight but if they do ther not a gentlemen no chat up line no talking straight all that is left is sign language
What gentleman in his right mind would say to a woman to get them off as a chat up line, thats kind of childish and you are reading too much into what i said,i assume that where a chat up line is involved then the guy would be wanting a date with me, if that were the case then i would prefer he is straight with me and just asks me out,nothing wrong with that is there..
lol yer but the idea of thread was for the worst chat up lines that you have heard
woohoo128: lol yer but the idea of thread was for the worst chat up lines that you have heard
Yes i know but i couldnt think of any but to keep UK forums going i posted.
goodfriend: Yes i know but i couldnt think of any but to keep UK forums going i posted.
now come on you must have heard some of theseyou must of fallen out of heaven
wow am I really talking to an angel
I was going to leave but my body told me to come to you
grab your coat you've pulled
our eyes met now let our bodies do the talking
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