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Jan 15, 2010 12:17 AM CST Finish the sentence: You know you're getting old when...
sweetowen
sweetowensweetowenSomewhere, Pennsylvania USA289 Threads 5 Polls 8,850 Posts
You can be funny or serious with your answers. Just post your thoughts! wine
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Jan 15, 2010 12:24 AM CST Finish the sentence: You know you're getting old when...
Loner1960
Loner1960Loner1960St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada15 Threads 402 Posts
you know your getting old when, when the list needed on the door, to remind you what to take along before you leave, lists:

false teeth,
hearing aids,
glasses,

Poor dad, today he had two out of the three, he forgot the hearing aids.
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Jan 15, 2010 12:28 AM CST Finish the sentence: You know you're getting old when...
Annoying
AnnoyingAnnoyingSaigon, Southeast Vietnam Vietnam5 Threads 847 Posts
You know you're gettin old when...

...whatever used to go up, now goes down...

...whatever used to be firm, now loose...



blues
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Jan 15, 2010 12:34 AM CST Finish the sentence: You know you're getting old when...
Dragge56
Dragge56Dragge56Gr, Michigan USA4 Threads 109 Posts
You know your getting old when your doctor look younger then you
oh and dont forget,you know your old when when you first use your discount card, sigh
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Jan 15, 2010 12:38 AM CST Finish the sentence: You know you're getting old when...
About half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief".

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 15, 2010 12:39 AM CST Finish the sentence: You know you're getting old when...
An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee! rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 15, 2010 12:41 AM CST Finish the sentence: You know you're getting old when...
At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 15, 2010 12:50 AM CST Finish the sentence: You know you're getting old when...
gordy22222
gordy22222gordy22222whitehorse, Yukon Territory Canada22 Threads 3 Polls 938 Posts
well i think im happy that its not just me laugh
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Jan 15, 2010 12:55 AM CST Finish the sentence: You know you're getting old when...
Dragge56
Dragge56Dragge56Gr, Michigan USA4 Threads 109 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing help goto go
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Jan 15, 2010 12:58 AM CST Finish the sentence: You know you're getting old when...
Outofafrica
OutofafricaOutofafricaPerth, Western Australia Australia5 Threads 1,296 Posts
Hi John how are u.
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Jan 15, 2010 1:00 AM CST Finish the sentence: You know you're getting old when...
Outofafrica: Hi John how are u.


Doing fine...must be the age thing...starting ti get sleepy...

Hope your doing fine too.


Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet Pepsi and Ho-Ho's rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 15, 2010 1:03 AM CST Finish the sentence: You know you're getting old when...
Outofafrica
OutofafricaOutofafricaPerth, Western Australia Australia5 Threads 1,296 Posts
What r Ho-Hi's? Pretty lucky that i am still fit and fabulous, havnt started falling asleep in a chair yet laugh
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Jan 15, 2010 1:04 AM CST Finish the sentence: You know you're getting old when...
Outofafrica
OutofafricaOutofafricaPerth, Western Australia Australia5 Threads 1,296 Posts
Ho-HO's
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Jan 15, 2010 1:08 AM CST Finish the sentence: You know you're getting old when...
Odysseus101
Odysseus101Odysseus101Roma, Lazio Italy46 Threads 12 Polls 925 Posts
When it takes you 3 cups of coffee to wake up....and takes you till noon to get out of your pyjamas.
comfort
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Jan 15, 2010 1:09 AM CST Finish the sentence: You know you're getting old when...
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 15, 2010 1:10 AM CST Finish the sentence: You know you're getting old when...
Outofafrica
OutofafricaOutofafricaPerth, Western Australia Australia5 Threads 1,296 Posts
Woops thought they might be something u paid for to go with the twin bed. rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 15, 2010 1:19 AM CST Finish the sentence: You know you're getting old when...
You can pinch an inch on your forehead. rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 15, 2010 1:20 AM CST Finish the sentence: You know you're getting old when...
You can remember when "gay" meant joyous and lively, merry, happy, light-hearted. rolling on the floor laughing
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Jan 15, 2010 4:44 AM CST Finish the sentence: You know you're getting old when...
Exeterjohn
ExeterjohnExeterjohnExeter, Devon, England UK17 Posts
When it take you all night to do what you used to do all night!!
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Jan 15, 2010 4:47 AM CST Finish the sentence: You know you're getting old when...
when i forget
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