Hi all Been a bit gloomy around here recently, so lets all get back to having fun again, tell us of the embarrising stories that still make you laugh today when you think back!!!
I will start,
I remember years back when i was 15, i was ridding out a horse for a man and she was a bundle of nerves, i had to do road work with her this day and set of around the quite country lanes. This day i had a dodgy stomach and went of hopping not to get a funny turn whilst out, half way around the 6 mile journey i got the urge badly to go, so with it been a quite area i jumped off and headed into a gateway down a quite lane, and was i busting to go. Just as i got going i heard a car come,, of all days and times to come. I leaped up so fast i startled the horse and she backwards, i had to jump with trousers around my ankles which made her jump more, one hand on the reins and the other trying to pull up trousers, i was bouncing with hurry and suddenly found myself out in the middle of the road with the horse pulling back from my jumping as she tugged me from fright, my trousers around my ankles and a family looking at me with very strange looks, OMG what did it look like at all, i was never more embarrest in my life, and never rode around that bloke ever again. I still have the image today and it still makes me laugh with the visions.
So thats my funny story,, who else has got one to share
sukatai: Hi all Been a bit gloomy around here recently, so lets all get back to having fun again, tell us of the embarrising stories that still make you laugh today when you think back!!!
I will start,
I remember years back when i was 15, i was ridding out a horse for a man and she was a bundle of nerves, i had to do road work with her this day and set of around the quite country lanes. This day i had a dodgy stomach and went of hopping not to get a funny turn whilst out, half way around the 6 mile journey i got the urge badly to go, so with it been a quite area i jumped off and headed into a gateway down a quite lane, and was i busting to go. Just as i got going i heard a car come,, of all days and times to come. I leaped up so fast i startled the horse and she backwards, i had to jump with trousers around my ankles which made her jump more, one hand on the reins and the other trying to pull up trousers, i was bouncing with hurry and suddenly found myself out in the middle of the road with the horse pulling back from my jumping as she tugged me from fright, my trousers around my ankles and a family looking at me with very strange looks, OMG what did it look like at all, i was never more embarrest in my life, and never rode around that bloke ever again. I still have the image today and it still makes me laugh with the visions.
So thats my funny story,, who else has got one to share
years ago when i was in fas ,we were goin mountain climbing and come down them on ropes,well my hair wrapped aroung the number 8 in the rope halfs ways down ,there i was hanging 20 feet of the ground ,men below and above ,i was scarlet ,and im afarid of heighs ,so that did,nt help
cailin_beag: I could tell ya's loads more........but id end up with arthritis in me fingers from typing!!!
You could say ive lived and eventful life
Shame theres not a few more here with your humour and navbabe either, lot of angry folk out there needing good dates to chill, maybe we hear something funny from them one day, keep being fun girls, and beware,, i may start a row here
A good few years ago I came back form an overseas tour, had a pint or two with the brothers. then off to MUM and DADS for the night. Sadly got up at 3am naked and drunk, of to the toilet, usual route left, left and right would have been fine but, at mum and dads.
following morning theold fella was a bit cool, mum's washing sheets
yep I'd wandered in drunk pi***d all over the old man gave it shake then back to bed.
my old mum says she could do nothing for laughing. had to buy the old fella a lot of beer over that weekend.
patmac: A good few years ago I came back form an overseas tour, had a pint or two with the brothers. then off to MUM and DADS for the night. Sadly got up at 3am naked and drunk, of to the toilet, usual route left, left and right would have been fine but, at mum and dads.
following morning theold fella was a bit cool, mum's washing sheets
yep I'd wandered in drunk pi***d all over the old man gave it shake then back to bed.
my old mum says she could do nothing for laughing. had to buy the old fella a lot of beer over that weekend.
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Been a bit gloomy around here recently, so lets all get back to having fun again, tell us of the embarrising stories that still make you laugh today when you think back!!!
I will start,
I remember years back when i was 15, i was ridding out a horse for a man and she was a bundle of nerves, i had to do road work with her this day and set of around the quite country lanes.
This day i had a dodgy stomach and went of hopping not to get a funny turn whilst out, half way around the 6 mile journey i got the urge badly to go, so with it been a quite area i jumped off and headed into a gateway down a quite lane, and was i busting to go.
Just as i got going i heard a car come,, of all days and times to come.
I leaped up so fast i startled the horse and she backwards, i had to jump with trousers around my ankles which made her jump more, one hand on the reins and the other trying to pull up trousers, i was bouncing with hurry and suddenly found myself out in the middle of the road with the horse pulling back from my jumping as she tugged me from fright, my trousers around my ankles and a family looking at me with very strange looks, OMG what did it look like at all, i was never more embarrest in my life, and never rode around that bloke ever again.
I still have the image today and it still makes me laugh with the visions.
So thats my funny story,, who else has got one to share