GOD'S COUNTRY (7)
patmac: Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven , God went missing
for six days. Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the
seventh day resting. He enquired of God, ’Where have you
been?’
God pointed downwards through the clouds. Archangel Michael
looked puzzled and said, ’What is it?’ ’It’s a planet,’
replied God, ’and I’ve put LIFE on it. I’m going to call it
Earth and it’s going to be a great place of balance.’
’Balance?’ inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth.
’For example, North America will be a place of great
opportunity and wealth, while South America is going to be
poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot, and
Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I’ve placed a
continent of white people and over there is a continent of
black people.’
God continued, pointing to the different countries.
This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be
very cold and covered in ice.’
The Archangel , impressed by God’s work, then pointed to
another area of land and asked, ’What’s that?’
’Ah,’ said God. That’s Scotland, the most glorious
place on earth. There are beautiful people, good
football teams, and many impressive
cities; it is the home of the world’s finest artists,
musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and politicians. The
people from the Scotlan are going to be modest,
intelligent and humorous and they’re going to be found
travelling the world. They’ll be extremely sociable,
hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known
throughout the world as speakers of truth.’
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,
’What about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!’
God replied very wisely,
’Wait till you see the bunch of tossers I’m putting down
South! Tee heee heeeeee
for six days. Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the
seventh day resting. He enquired of God, ’Where have you
been?’
God pointed downwards through the clouds. Archangel Michael
looked puzzled and said, ’What is it?’ ’It’s a planet,’
replied God, ’and I’ve put LIFE on it. I’m going to call it
Earth and it’s going to be a great place of balance.’
’Balance?’ inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth.
’For example, North America will be a place of great
opportunity and wealth, while South America is going to be
poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot, and
Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I’ve placed a
continent of white people and over there is a continent of
black people.’
God continued, pointing to the different countries.
This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be
very cold and covered in ice.’
The Archangel , impressed by God’s work, then pointed to
another area of land and asked, ’What’s that?’
’Ah,’ said God. That’s Scotland, the most glorious
place on earth. There are beautiful people, good
football teams, and many impressive
cities; it is the home of the world’s finest artists,
musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and politicians. The
people from the Scotlan are going to be modest,
intelligent and humorous and they’re going to be found
travelling the world. They’ll be extremely sociable,
hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known
throughout the world as speakers of truth.’
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,
’What about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!’
God replied very wisely,
’Wait till you see the bunch of tossers I’m putting down
South! Tee heee heeeeee
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patmac: Iwondered what you'd say. I nearly put another country in but, gotta keep the pot stirring 'til the Calcutta cup
LMAO.....13th of March...prepare to be humbled and have your ears boxed young man.
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Steve5721: LMAO.....13th of March...prepare to be humbled and have your ears boxed young man.
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20 points boy...20 point margin
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Steve5721: 20 points boy...20 point margin
Nah we'll let you get a little closer
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Cheeky Monkey you Pat 
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for six days. Eventually, Archangel Michael found him on the
seventh day resting. He enquired of God, ’Where have you
been?’
God pointed downwards through the clouds. Archangel Michael
looked puzzled and said, ’What is it?’ ’It’s a planet,’
replied God, ’and I’ve put LIFE on it. I’m going to call it
Earth and it’s going to be a great place of balance.’
’Balance?’ inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth.
’For example, North America will be a place of great
opportunity and wealth, while South America is going to be
poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot, and
Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I’ve placed a
continent of white people and over there is a continent of
black people.’
God continued, pointing to the different countries.
This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be
very cold and covered in ice.’
The Archangel , impressed by God’s work, then pointed to
another area of land and asked, ’What’s that?’
’Ah,’ said God. That’s Scotland
, the most glorious
place on earth. There are beautiful people, good
football teams, and many impressive
cities; it is the home of the world’s finest artists,
musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and politicians. The
people from the Scotlan are going to be modest,
intelligent and humorous and they’re going to be found
travelling the world. They’ll be extremely sociable,
hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known
throughout the world as speakers of truth.’
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,
’What about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!’
God replied very wisely,
’Wait till you see the bunch of tossers I’m putting down
South! Tee heee heeeeee