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Mar 4, 2010 2:43 PM CST Ahhhhhhhhhhh love
At 85 yrs of age Roger married Jenny a lovely 25 yr old

Since her new husband is so old Jenny decides that after their wedding festivities she and Roger should have Separate bedrooms because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night togeather

After the wedding Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door,sure enough the knock comes and the door opens and there is Roger her 85 yr old groom ready for action

They unite as one , All goes well and Roger takes leave of his Bride and she prepares to sleep

After a few minutes Jenny hears another knock on her door and its Roger again and he is ready for more action

Somewhat surprised Jenny consents to more coupling

When the newly weds are done Roger kisses his bride and bids her a fond goodnight and leaves

She is set to go to sleep but aha you guessed it Roger is back again rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25yr old ready for more action

But as he gets set to leave again his young bride says to him,I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so ofter

I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once , Your are truly a great lover Roger

Roger somewhat embarrassed turns to Jenny and says , "You mean i was here already"?????




The Moral of the story

Dont be afraid of getting old , Alzheimers has its advantages





wink grin wave

PS Have i posted this before?????grin
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Mar 4, 2010 2:45 PM CST Ahhhhhhhhhhh love
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
Yes you have Nulliiii ! doh

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Mar 4, 2010 2:46 PM CST Ahhhhhhhhhhh love
Godsgift
GodsgiftGodsgiftEnnis, Clare Ireland251 Threads 13 Polls 10,040 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: At 85 yrs of age Roger married Jenny a lovely 25 yr old

Since her new husband is so old Jenny decides that after their wedding festivities she and Roger should have Separate bedrooms because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night togeather

After the wedding Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door,sure enough the knock comes and the door opens and there is Roger her 85 yr old groom ready for action

They unite as one , All goes well and Roger takes leave of his Bride and she prepares to sleep

After a few minutes Jenny hears another knock on her door and its Roger again and he is ready for more action

Somewhat surprised Jenny consents to more coupling

When the newly weds are done Roger kisses his bride and bids her a fond goodnight and leaves

She is set to go to sleep but aha you guessed it Roger is back again rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25yr old ready for more action

But as he gets set to leave again his young bride says to him,I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so ofter

I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once , Your are truly a great lover Roger

Roger somewhat embarrassed turns to Jenny and says , "You mean i was here already"?????

The Moral of the story

Dont be afraid of getting old , Alzheimers has its advantages

PS Have i posted this before?????


And I'm sure it was hilarious then too! I missed it!rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 4, 2010 2:46 PM CST Ahhhhhhhhhhh love
Englishman55: Yes you have Nulliiii !
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Mar 4, 2010 2:47 PM CST Ahhhhhhhhhhh love
Godsgift: And I'm sure it was hilarious then too! I missed it!
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Mar 4, 2010 2:56 PM CST Ahhhhhhhhhhh love
whaaat
whaaatwhaaatden, South Holland Netherlands31 Threads 5,747 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: At 85 yrs of age Roger married Jenny a lovely 25 yr old

Since her new husband is so old Jenny decides that after their wedding festivities she and Roger should have Separate bedrooms because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night togeather

After the wedding Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door,sure enough the knock comes and the door opens and there is Roger her 85 yr old groom ready for action

They unite as one , All goes well and Roger takes leave of his Bride and she prepares to sleep

After a few minutes Jenny hears another knock on her door and its Roger again and he is ready for more action

Somewhat surprised Jenny consents to more coupling

When the newly weds are done Roger kisses his bride and bids her a fond goodnight and leaves

She is set to go to sleep but aha you guessed it Roger is back again rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25yr old ready for more action

But as he gets set to leave again his young bride says to him,I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so ofter

I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once , Your are truly a great lover Roger

Roger somewhat embarrassed turns to Jenny and says , "You mean i was here already"?????

The Moral of the story

Dont be afraid of getting old , Alzheimers has its advantages

PS Have i posted this before?????


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Mar 4, 2010 3:29 PM CST Ahhhhhhhhhhh love
hopefloats
hopefloatshopefloatsSlim's Lady, Tennessee USA51 Threads 6,660 Posts
I don't care if it's been posted before or not, heck, that's funny I don't care how many times I read it! I'll have to read this one to Slim!

Thanks Nuli!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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