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foxyhobnobo: hmmm ill call the nurse r if u approach me ill scream help as loud as i can haha
either way it gets u away from me..
without pills ur ok though
either way it gets u away from me..
without pills ur ok though
aww i feel so loved :)
nitemare667: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
A guy goes the bar and asks for a beer.
"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 penny."
"ONE PENNY!" exclaims the guy.
The barman replies, "Yes."
So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas, and a fried egg?"
"Certainly, sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."
"How much money?" inquires the guy.
"5 pence," he replies.
"FIVE PENCE!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."
The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"
The bartender replies, "Same as I'm doing to his business."
"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 penny."
"ONE PENNY!" exclaims the guy.
The barman replies, "Yes."
So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas, and a fried egg?"
"Certainly, sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."
"How much money?" inquires the guy.
"5 pence," he replies.
"FIVE PENCE!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."
The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"
The bartender replies, "Same as I'm doing to his business."
darren9030: A guy goes the bar and asks for a beer.
"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 penny."
"ONE PENNY!" exclaims the guy.
The barman replies, "Yes."
So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas, and a fried egg?"
"Certainly, sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."
"How much money?" inquires the guy.
"5 pence," he replies.
"FIVE PENCE!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."
The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"
The bartender replies, "Same as I'm doing to his business."
"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 penny."
"ONE PENNY!" exclaims the guy.
The barman replies, "Yes."
So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas, and a fried egg?"
"Certainly, sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."
"How much money?" inquires the guy.
"5 pence," he replies.
"FIVE PENCE!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."
The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"
The bartender replies, "Same as I'm doing to his business."
A guy goes on to CS and finds a year old thread...........
I think somebody's bored!
Godsgift: A guy goes on to CS and finds a year old thread...........
I think somebody's bored!
I think somebody's bored!
Actually that was funnier than my joke
bloody boring job
Two drunk women on way home have to pee so they go into graveyard 1 uses her Knickers to dry of the other a ribbon from a grave. Next day there husbands are talking one says my wife came home last night with no knickers on, the other says you think thats bad mine came home with a card saying love from all the lads at the firestation were gunna miss ya.
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but what if you cant go and im the only able person to get them for you hmm
hmmm ill call the nurse
either way it gets u away from me..
without pills ur ok though