Preacher (7)
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Nuliiiiiii: There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise
After much discussion they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded so would his paycheck
After 6 children this started to get expencive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary
There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church, finaly the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd
Children are a gift from god he said
Silence fell on the congregation
In the back pew a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said
Rain is also a gift from God but when we get too much of it we wear "Rubbers"
And the Congregation said "Amen"
After much discussion they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded so would his paycheck
After 6 children this started to get expencive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary
There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church, finaly the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd
Children are a gift from god he said
Silence fell on the congregation
In the back pew a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said
Rain is also a gift from God but when we get too much of it we wear "Rubbers"
And the Congregation said "Amen"
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I'd better not mention the Curry Pot.....
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patmac: I'd better not mention the Curry Pot.....
ahhhhhh go on 
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Do ladies also wear "rubbers?"
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chamee: Do ladies also wear "rubbers?"
Hey u lil Vagabond :-)and YES ladys wear rubbers 
and hi to the other 2 Vags 
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After much discussion they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded so would his paycheck
After 6 children this started to get expencive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary
There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church, finaly the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd
Children are a gift from god he said
Silence fell on the congregation
In the back pew a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said
Rain is also a gift from God but when we get too much of it we wear "Rubbers"
And the Congregation said "Amen"