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Aug 23, 2006 2:50 PM CST The definition of an English Gentleman (for those who need to know)
Being a true English gentleman is not, of course, simply a matter of behaviour. Anyone can learn how to pick the right colour of handkerchief or the correct way to address a bishop. To be worthy of the title of “gentleman”, you need to have been in training since birth.

Born to upper or middle-class parents, brought up by the right kind of nanny, attending one of a small selection of schools, you next need to negotiate the minefield of Oxbridge colleges, private clubs and foreign travel.

Your choice of hobby, choice of tipple, choice of dog, horse and wife (in that order) will all speak volumes about your suitability for the role.

You need to cultivate impeccable manners, an implacable expression and a strong sense of fair play.

You’ll have money but not mention it, be patriotic but not shout about it, and always be perfectly turned out but not vain about it.

The English gentleman is noted for his reserve, his natural courtesy and also for his kindness and helpfulness to strangers.

He will have a rapier-like wit, that is neither denegrating or insulting.

He will have the ability to be a representative of all peoples, from the lowest of the working classes to the upper echelons of royalty.

In short he has to be all things to everyone.
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Aug 23, 2006 2:53 PM CST The definition of an English Gentleman (for those who need to know)
catwm
catwmcatwmSomewhere in the middle, Florida USA48 Threads 6,683 Posts
Can I have one?
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Aug 23, 2006 2:54 PM CST The definition of an English Gentleman (for those who need to know)
highplains
highplainshighplainsHighland Springs, Virginia USA127 Threads 4,288 Posts
they are not really real....

Only Southern Gentlemen....like myself....head banger
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Aug 23, 2006 2:56 PM CST The definition of an English Gentleman (for those who need to know)
Ahh Burt, thats for them ladies on your side of the pond ... the ladies over here, are not aware of such exotic treats ...
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Aug 23, 2006 2:58 PM CST The definition of an English Gentleman (for those who need to know)
slicktrix
slicktrixslicktrixHagerstown, Maryland USA3 Threads 84 Posts
Well done, Belushi!
And for those who can't grasp what he just said,
I suggest Rudyard Kipling's poem "If".

applause
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Aug 23, 2006 3:00 PM CST The definition of an English Gentleman (for those who need to know)
slicktrix
slicktrixslicktrixHagerstown, Maryland USA3 Threads 84 Posts
jaw drop
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Aug 23, 2006 3:03 PM CST The definition of an English Gentleman (for those who need to know)
Well thats why we cultivate the fine Gaelic Warriors to be our Auld enemy.

Never send an Englishman when two Scotsmen will do!
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Aug 23, 2006 3:03 PM CST The definition of an English Gentleman (for those who need to know)
EnigmaticExistnc
EnigmaticExistncEnigmaticExistncSouthCoast, British Columbia Canada8 Threads 802 Posts
Question, sir

...born to upper or middle-class..... is being an English gentleman a matter of "class"

Kurious in Kamloops

Roxanne confused
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Aug 23, 2006 3:04 PM CST The definition of an English Gentleman (for those who need to know)
heinzketchup
heinzketchupheinzketchupFort Mill, South Carolina USA11 Threads 1 Polls 1,799 Posts
Scotsman? arén´t that those guys, looking like cheerleaders?
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Aug 23, 2006 3:04 PM CST The definition of an English Gentleman (for those who need to know)
native_grl38
native_grl38native_grl38Belleville, Canada10 Threads 4,332 Posts
Wow! Maybe I need to get me one of those!

However; I would have to object to coming after the tipple, dog and the horse!


wink scold doh
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Aug 23, 2006 3:06 PM CST The definition of an English Gentleman (for those who need to know)
It used to be. But then the lower classes were allowed an education and then all could aspire to become a Gentleman.
In the 1700s it was only the Upper Class. In the early 1800s it was extended to the Middle Class as well, as a lot of Middle class made a lot of money from trading, and the Upper class could not keep them out!
By the late 1800s education was for all and the most gifted boys would be given bursaries to the "Top" schools, Harrow, Eton, Gordonstoun. Then if you did well there a place at a couple of the Ox-Bridge College would let you in.
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Aug 23, 2006 3:08 PM CST The definition of an English Gentleman (for those who need to know)
Well trust me, when you have seen 12,500 pissed Scotsmen heading in your direction after beating the f'kcers at rugby, the last thing you want to call them is cheerleaders!grin
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Aug 23, 2006 3:08 PM CST The definition of an English Gentleman (for those who need to know)
catwm
catwmcatwmSomewhere in the middle, Florida USA48 Threads 6,683 Posts
Can I still have one?
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Aug 23, 2006 3:09 PM CST The definition of an English Gentleman (for those who need to know)
setfree11
setfree11setfree11Gosport, Hampshire, England UK14 Threads 1,397 Posts
I say jock, one does not have to tollerate that from the common soildering, i must insist you leave now before i have wooster free the hounds rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 23, 2006 3:09 PM CST The definition of an English Gentleman (for those who need to know)
Ahh but a lady should know her place in society.

She should be behind the scenes running the country vicariously through her husband. He would be off huntin', shootin' and fishin' while the ladies would be discussing matters of state.!!
Being after the tipple, dog and the horse does have its advantages!
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Aug 23, 2006 3:11 PM CST The definition of an English Gentleman (for those who need to know)
My good fellow, please do not annoy the Scotsman. He can be quite a little ankle-biter when he so desires.

Plus, he is an all-round good egg really, even for a Caledonian!
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Aug 23, 2006 3:11 PM CST The definition of an English Gentleman (for those who need to know)
jimbhoy
jimbhoyjimbhoyHamilton, Strathclyde, Scotland UK80 Threads 2 Polls 4,142 Posts
Well the scots are always the first in line when a war starts and last in line at the barrolling on the floor laughing beer
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Aug 23, 2006 3:14 PM CST The definition of an English Gentleman (for those who need to know)
jimbhoy
jimbhoyjimbhoyHamilton, Strathclyde, Scotland UK80 Threads 2 Polls 4,142 Posts
Jock?? the name's Jim I see your from gosport where all the sailor boys are, enjoying it there are wewink
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Aug 23, 2006 3:15 PM CST The definition of an English Gentleman (for those who need to know)
heinzketchup
heinzketchupheinzketchupFort Mill, South Carolina USA11 Threads 1 Polls 1,799 Posts
That with the bars I can confirm
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Aug 23, 2006 3:17 PM CST The definition of an English Gentleman (for those who need to know)
setfree11
setfree11setfree11Gosport, Hampshire, England UK14 Threads 1,397 Posts
Sorry old bean, jim pleased to meet you, Hey i dont but the ex loved it rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

So does the gu clinic saying that rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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