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Incorrigible as ever, Pat!
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Angelo9: Incorrigible as ever, Pat!
Got your chopsticks handy....
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patmac: Got your chopsticks handy....
No chopsticks, but fine sturdy shillelagh to use on cheeky Scots
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Angelo9: No chopsticks, but fine sturdy shillelagh to use on cheeky Scots
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A young Chinese couple, both working in a Chinese restaurant get married. Both are virgins, but she is unaware of his condition.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. ’My Daalling,’ he whispers, ’I know dis your firss time and you belly flighten. I plomis you I give you anyting you wan, I du anyting, juss anyting you wan. You juss ask... So... Whachu want?’ he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly in the hope to impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I wan tly someting I have heard abou from other gurls... Numbah 69.’
Thoughtful silence from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her... wha ’You wan Galic Chicken with steam vegetable?’