A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. ’Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?’ she asked. ’They’re mating,’ her father replied. ’What do you call the spider on top?’ she asked. ’That’s a Daddy Longlegs,’ her father answered. ’So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?’ the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied, ’No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.’
’The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat...
’Well, we’re not having any of that gay sh # t in our garden’ she said.
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playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how
sweet and pure his little girl was.
Tears formed in his eyes as he
thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work
of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two
spiders mating.
’Daddy, what are those two spiders
doing?’ she asked.
’They’re mating,’ her father replied.
’What do you call the spider on top?’
she asked.
’That’s a Daddy Longlegs,’ her father
answered.
’So, the other one is a Mommy
Longlegs?’ the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of
such a cute and innocent question he replied, ’No dear. Both of them are Daddy
Longlegs.’
’The little girl, looking a little
puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat...
’Well, we’re not having any of that
gay sh # t in our garden’ she said.