Ice Fishing (27)
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Not again CONFUSED ??
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Nuliiiiiii: Not again CONFUSED ??
At least you spelled it right this time...
What is a skating rink doing over a fishing pond????
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mbcasey: At least you spelled it right this time...
What is a skating rink doing over a fishing pond????
What is a skating rink doing over a fishing pond????
u were blonde then??? 
ahhhhhhhh
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Nuliiiiiii: u were blonde then??? ahhhhhhhh
People thought I was dumb so I dyed my hair blonde....
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mbcasey: People thought I was dumb so I dyed my hair blonde....
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Nuliiiiiii: good idea
I thought about dying it red, but you know what they say about redheads....
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mbcasey: I thought about dying it red, but you know what they say about redheads....
No tell me tell me plzzzzzzz------ This thread is Archived ------
Nuliiiiiii: No tell me tell me plzzzzzzz
I am SURE someone has enlightened you already...
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mbcasey: I am SURE someone has enlightened you already...
Oh THAT well i thought there was something new i had to look forward to ------ This thread is Archived ------
Nuliiiiiii: Oh THAT well i thought there was something new i had to look forward to
yep beats being blonde eh
hiya Nuliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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gussi: yep beats being blonde eh
hiya Nuliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Hiya Gussiiiiiiihiya Nuliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Blues63: Good one...I'll remember that one.
G'Day Mate ------ This thread is Archived ------
Nuliiiiiii: A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing.
For weeks she read and studied, hoping to become an expert in the field. Finally she decided she knew enough and out she went for her first ice fishing trip. She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and equipment needed for the excursion. Each piece of equipment had its own special place in her kit.
When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area, placed her padded stool and carefully laid out her tools.
Just as she was about to make her first cut into the ice, a booming voice from the sky bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!!"
Startled, the blonde grabbed up all her belongings, moved further along the ice, poured some hot chocolate from her thermos, and started to cut a new hole.
Again the voice from above bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!!"
Amazed, the blonde was not quite sure what to do as this certainly was not covered in any of her books. She packed up her gear and moved to the far side of the ice. Once there, she stopped for a few moments to regain her calm. Then she was extremely careful to set everything up perfectly--tools in the right place, chair positioned just so. Just as she was about to cut this new hole, the voice came again.
"There are no fish under the ice!!"
Petrified, the blonde looked skyward and asked, "Is that You, Lord?"
The voice boomed back, "NO THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE SKATING RINK!"
For weeks she read and studied, hoping to become an expert in the field. Finally she decided she knew enough and out she went for her first ice fishing trip. She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and equipment needed for the excursion. Each piece of equipment had its own special place in her kit.
When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area, placed her padded stool and carefully laid out her tools.
Just as she was about to make her first cut into the ice, a booming voice from the sky bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!!"
Startled, the blonde grabbed up all her belongings, moved further along the ice, poured some hot chocolate from her thermos, and started to cut a new hole.
Again the voice from above bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!!"
Amazed, the blonde was not quite sure what to do as this certainly was not covered in any of her books. She packed up her gear and moved to the far side of the ice. Once there, she stopped for a few moments to regain her calm. Then she was extremely careful to set everything up perfectly--tools in the right place, chair positioned just so. Just as she was about to cut this new hole, the voice came again.
"There are no fish under the ice!!"
Petrified, the blonde looked skyward and asked, "Is that You, Lord?"
The voice boomed back, "NO THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE SKATING RINK!"
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Nuliiiiiii: u were blonde then??? ahhhhhhhh
Pssst....look where he comes from
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Steve5721: Pssst....look where he comes from
Psssssssttttttt back@ya . i am having a BLONDE moment as im Confused now ------ This thread is Archived ------
mbcasey: At least you spelled it right this time...
What is a skating rink doing over a fishing pond????
What is a skating rink doing over a fishing pond????
geeszzz even in get it and I am BLOND.....
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Steve5721: Pssst....look where he comes from
Yep---blonde and a redneck!
I have no chance...
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For weeks she read and studied, hoping to become an expert in the field. Finally she decided she knew enough and out she went for her first ice fishing trip. She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and equipment needed for the excursion. Each piece of equipment had its own special place in her kit.
When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area, placed her padded stool and carefully laid out her tools.
Just as she was about to make her first cut into the ice, a booming voice from the sky bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!!"
Startled, the blonde grabbed up all her belongings, moved further along the ice, poured some hot chocolate from her thermos, and started to cut a new hole.
Again the voice from above bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!!"
Amazed, the blonde was not quite sure what to do as this certainly was not covered in any of her books. She packed up her gear and moved to the far side of the ice. Once there, she stopped for a few moments to regain her calm. Then she was extremely careful to set everything up perfectly--tools in the right place, chair positioned just so. Just as she was about to cut this new hole, the voice came again.
"There are no fish under the ice!!"
Petrified, the blonde looked skyward and asked, "Is that You, Lord?"
The voice boomed back, "NO THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE SKATING RINK!"