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2.Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed this means at least 30 minutes. Five minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been given 5 minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end with FINE!!
4.Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!!!
5.Loud Sigh:This is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you about NOTHING,
6.That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. It means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say,"You're Welcome" This is true, unless she says,"Thanks a lot".That is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say You're Welcome. That will bring on a "Whatever"
8.Whatever:Is a womans way of saying F!!!YOU!!!
9.Dont Worry About It, I Got It:Another dangerous statement meaning, this is something a woman has told me to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result result in a man asking,"What's Wrong?" For the womans response refer to #3.