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May 5, 2010 9:36 AM CST Nine Deadly Comments Used By Women ;-)
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
1.Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are right and you need to shut up.

2.Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed this means at least 30 minutes. Five minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been given 5 minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end with FINE!!

4.Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!!!

5.Loud Sigh:This is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you about NOTHING,

6.That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. It means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say,"You're Welcome" This is true, unless she says,"Thanks a lot".That is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say You're Welcome. That will bring on a "Whatever"

8.Whatever:Is a womans way of saying F!!!YOU!!!

9.Dont Worry About It, I Got It:Another dangerous statement meaning, this is something a woman has told me to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result result in a man asking,"What's Wrong?" For the womans response refer to #3.
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May 5, 2010 9:47 AM CST Nine Deadly Comments Used By Women ;-)
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
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May 5, 2010 9:51 AM CST Nine Deadly Comments Used By Women ;-)
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
I bet there is not one guy out there, that connot relate to all of those doh

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May 5, 2010 9:53 AM CST Nine Deadly Comments Used By Women ;-)
opentuit
opentuitopentuitKnoxville, Tennessee USA14 Threads 2 Polls 2,014 Posts
confused parenting a teenage daughter sounds so similar....

teenage daughters may be the way the universe
teaches women how it feels to be on the receiving end.
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May 5, 2010 9:55 AM CST Nine Deadly Comments Used By Women ;-)
Venusruled
VenusruledVenusruledGolden, Colorado USA816 Posts
OMG that is so funny!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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May 5, 2010 10:01 AM CST Nine Deadly Comments Used By Women ;-)
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
opentuit: parenting a teenage daughter sounds so similar....

teenage daughters may be the way the universe
teaches women how it feels to be on the receiving end.

So.... where did she learn it all from, if it wasn't from her mother doh

laugh laugh
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May 5, 2010 10:03 AM CST Nine Deadly Comments Used By Women ;-)
Grandepensees
GrandepenseesGrandepenseesVerviers, Liege Belgium45 Threads 1 Polls 3,691 Posts
sassy49senior: 1.Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they know they are right and you need to shut up.

2.Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed this means at least 30 minutes. Five minutes is only 5 minutes if you have just been given 5 minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end with FINE!!

4.Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!!!

5.Loud Sigh:This is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you about NOTHING,

6.That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. It means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say,"You're Welcome" This is true, unless she says,"Thanks a lot".That is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say You're Welcome. That will bring on a "Whatever"

8.Whatever:Is a womans way of saying F!!!YOU!!!

9.Dont Worry About It, I Got It:Another dangerous statement meaning, this is something a woman has told me to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result result in a man asking,"What's Wrong?" For the womans response refer to #3.


OMG, I've used ALL of those...uh oh

There goes my masculinitylaugh
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May 5, 2010 10:05 AM CST Nine Deadly Comments Used By Women ;-)
Venusruled
VenusruledVenusruledGolden, Colorado USA816 Posts
Grandepensees: OMG, I've used ALL of those...

There goes my masculinity


laugh laugh laugh bouquet
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May 5, 2010 10:08 AM CST Nine Deadly Comments Used By Women ;-)
opentuit
opentuitopentuitKnoxville, Tennessee USA14 Threads 2 Polls 2,014 Posts
Englishman55: So.... where did she learn it all from, if it wasn't from her mother


dunno


............. mumbling



um, well..... i'm thinking it's an inborn female trait. grin
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May 5, 2010 10:10 AM CST Nine Deadly Comments Used By Women ;-)
EssJay
EssJayEssJayDevon, England UK63 Threads 3,340 Posts
So funny...yet soooooooo true.....

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May 5, 2010 10:10 AM CST Nine Deadly Comments Used By Women ;-)
sassy49senior
sassy49seniorsassy49seniorItty Bitty, Nebraska USA274 Threads 4,632 Posts
opentuit: parenting a teenage daughter sounds so similar....

teenage daughters may be the way the universe
teaches women how it feels to be on the receiving end.



Hi opentuitwave Same thing with having 2 teen-age grandaughterslaugh I am soooo glad those days of, "Talk to the hand" are gone from thier vocabulary.laugh
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May 5, 2010 10:11 AM CST Nine Deadly Comments Used By Women ;-)
Englishman55
Englishman55Englishman55Salisbury, Wiltshire, England UK31 Threads 2 Polls 6,405 Posts
opentuit: .............
um, well..... i'm thinking it's an inborn female trait.

I think you may be right laugh laugh
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May 5, 2010 10:12 AM CST Nine Deadly Comments Used By Women ;-)
Grandepensees
GrandepenseesGrandepenseesVerviers, Liege Belgium45 Threads 1 Polls 3,691 Posts
Venusruled
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May 5, 2010 10:22 AM CST Nine Deadly Comments Used By Women ;-)
gerard26
gerard26gerard26Cork and Dublin, Cork Ireland2 Posts
Spot on!!
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May 5, 2010 10:41 AM CST Nine Deadly Comments Used By Women ;-)
one more......
DO IT......mean, be carefull. maybe after u do it, u will get big shock.
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May 5, 2010 10:44 AM CST Nine Deadly Comments Used By Women ;-)
Grandepensees
GrandepenseesGrandepenseesVerviers, Liege Belgium45 Threads 1 Polls 3,691 Posts
heavensmile: one more......
DO IT......mean, be carefull. maybe after u do it, u will get big shock.


Depends where she is when she says that, then the shock could be reversed rolling on the floor laughing
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May 5, 2010 10:58 AM CST Nine Deadly Comments Used By Women ;-)
AthenzGirl
AthenzGirlAthenzGirlAthens, Attica Greece5 Threads 59 Posts
1.Fine

2.Five Minutes

3.Nothing

4.Go Ahead

5.Loud Sigh

6.That's Okay

7.Thanks

8.Whatever

9.Dont Worry About It, I Got It:quote]

+

10. crying
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May 5, 2010 11:03 AM CST Nine Deadly Comments Used By Women ;-)
opentuit
opentuitopentuitKnoxville, Tennessee USA14 Threads 2 Polls 2,014 Posts
AthenzGirl:

+

10.



Oh, I see you have a teenage daughter too.... comfort
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May 5, 2010 11:06 AM CST Nine Deadly Comments Used By Women ;-)
nottoo2525
nottoo2525nottoo2525Edmonton, Alberta Canada13 Threads 1 Polls 958 Posts
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I like it.
Right on in most of them. laugh
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May 5, 2010 11:09 AM CST Nine Deadly Comments Used By Women ;-)
Venusruled
VenusruledVenusruledGolden, Colorado USA816 Posts
Grandepensees: Venusruled


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