MISSING (6)
She is a bad wife 
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patmac: A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he’s 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can’t believe her. He’s 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies,
"Just because I reported him missing, doesn’t mean I wanted him back!"
"Just because I reported him missing, doesn’t mean I wanted him back!"
But she's giving a good description of what she'd like to find
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scottyburd: I would make a fab wife i'll have you know uptall
so you would sb so you would
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A Gay Guy, joins the Army, and the Seargent screams at him, " Can you kill a man ".
The Poof just bats his eyelids and replys, " Well Yeth, eventually. ".
The Poof just bats his eyelids and replys, " Well Yeth, eventually. ".
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"Just because I reported him missing, doesn’t mean I wanted him back!"