The Stoned Koala & Lizard ( Archived) (12)

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... Smoking a joint



When a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,




"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"

The koala says:
"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and
They have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his
Mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But
The little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and
Falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and
Helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard:
"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned
And then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into
The rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting
Finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"


So the koala looks down at him and says:


"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... How much
Water did you drink?!!"

OMG...too funny

too good!

I had that emailed to me but it had pictures, they were precious.

(Inhale) I don't get it.

nice one