Best and worst pick up lines? (21)
i've never had to use pick up lines, my sauve cool exterior from across the room influences all women in the immediate area to flock to me with the eager intent on giving me their numbers. HA! HA!
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I've never used any pick up lines and none have been used on me either.
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Help 
I've fallen and can't get up. 
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ladyfingers: Help I've fallen and can't get up.
I hear theres pills for that now.
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lostx2: It probably been done before, if it has I'm sorry for posting.
I am still new here and was just wondering what is the best and worst pickup lines you have used or been used on you?
I am still new here and was just wondering what is the best and worst pickup lines you have used or been used on you?
I have heard a lot of good and bad pick up lines. However, there is one that I think is the most original and the best one I have ever heard. It was used on me 20 years ago and my friend and I still laugh about it to this day.
This man comes up to me and asks if he could borrow a cup of coffee and I reply sure, under one condition.. that he drink the cup of coffee at my house. This man and I have been friends ever since.
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you're beautiful, will you marry me? 
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again I will post---let me introduce you to my future ex-wife...
was the worst---no best, pretty boring...
was the worst---no best, pretty boring...
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Heaven must be missing and angel,because you are here
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Here's one I heard about, but never been brave enough to try.
A woman noticed a man stareing at her chest. She finaly had enough and walked over to him and asked him why he was stareing. The man then replied, "oh I was just trying to see inside your heart." Last I heard they are still married 10 years.
A woman noticed a man stareing at her chest. She finaly had enough and walked over to him and asked him why he was stareing. The man then replied, "oh I was just trying to see inside your heart." Last I heard they are still married 10 years.
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lostx2: It probably been done before, if it has I'm sorry for posting.
I am still new here and was just wondering what is the best and worst pickup lines you have used or been used on you?
I am still new here and was just wondering what is the best and worst pickup lines you have used or been used on you?
The best, I'm told, is: "Hello, I'm (your name here)."
However, this has never worked for me. So I usually use someone else's name: "Hello, I'm (Russell Crowe's name here)."
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lostx2: It probably been done before, if it has I'm sorry for posting.
I am still new here and was just wondering what is the best and worst pickup lines you have used or been used on you?
I am still new here and was just wondering what is the best and worst pickup lines you have used or been used on you?
I think the one that made me laugh the most was..
"I know you want me....you're breathing"
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In response to: It probably been done before, if it has I'm sorry for posting.
I am still new here and was just wondering what is the best and worst pickup lines you have used or been used on you?
...........................................................................................................................................................................................get any parking tickets lately?.....................coz u got fine written all over u..........this one made me laugh anyway!I am still new here and was just wondering what is the best and worst pickup lines you have used or been used on you?
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See that rock? Lets go behind it and get a little boulder
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I can't believe people actually USE pick up lines. We ran an article about it in my magazine last year. The bottom line is thay they really don't work.
But if we're sharing some.... "My face leaves in 5 minutes.... Be on it!"
But if we're sharing some.... "My face leaves in 5 minutes.... Be on it!"
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illu_66: I can't believe people actually USE pick up lines. We ran an article about it in my magazine last year. The bottom line is thay they really don't work.But if we're sharing some.... "My face leaves in 5 minutes.... Be on it!"
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Never used pick up lines, but I heard these two a while ago and thought I would try them, so wrote them down.
Trouble is I can never remember them when I get the occasion to use them ......
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
OR
If I were an enzyme I'd be the DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes.
Trouble is I can never remember them when I get the occasion to use them
......I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
OR
If I were an enzyme I'd be the DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes.
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I am still new here and was just wondering what is the best and worst pickup lines you have used or been used on you?