LETS LAUGH ( COME WITH SOME FUNNY JOKES) (32)
Conrad73: 11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a
helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not
strong enough to carry them all, so they decided
that one had to leave, because otherwise they were
all going to fall. They weren't able to name that
person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the
rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up
everything for her husband and kids or for men in
general, and was used to always making sacrifices
with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping.
..........and ten other lucky women collected life insurances
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a
helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not
strong enough to carry them all, so they decided
that one had to leave, because otherwise they were
all going to fall. They weren't able to name that
person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the
rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up
everything for her husband and kids or for men in
general, and was used to always making sacrifices
with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping.
..........and ten other lucky women collected life insurances
Sorry C but it could be coz I had a late night.------ This thread is Archived ------
elsson: Sorry C but it could be coz I had a late night.
read the "Idiot" thread.....the men would feel right at home in that thread....
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elsson: Sorry C but it could be coz I had a late night.
all the men started clapping......and fell to their Death!
As Harry Bellafonte sung:Man Smart, Woman Smarter
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elsson: Sorry C but it could be coz I had a late night.
Sorry C, the penny dropped lol
I am having one of those blond mornings. 
Oops I await incoming.------ This thread is Archived ------
elsson: Sorry C, the penny dropped lol I am having one of those blond mornings. Oops I await incoming.
Can happen before the First or Second Cup!------ This thread is Archived ------
how do you get a one armed man out of a tree........wave at him...
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Four fools where going along in thier truck ,when all of a sudden it went off the road and into a lake.....three swam to safty but one drown....the local cop ask why it was that they made it to shore but the other drown....well said one fool ,after we went into the lake we waited for the truck to fill with water ,then opened the door and swam out....but Joe could not get the tail gate opened....
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davpk10: Four fools where going along in thier truck ,when all of a sudden it went off the road and into a lake.....three swam to safty but one drown....the local cop ask why it was that they made it to shore but the other drown....well said one fool ,after we went into the lake we waited for the truck to fill with water ,then opened the door and swam out....but Joe could not get the tail gate opened....
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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "It's cute, but can you really breathe through that thing?"
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Christmas1: What did the elephant say to the naked man? "It's cute, but can you really breathe through that thing?"
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The other three fools had to walk across the desert...the first fool says I will bring bread so we can eat as we go....the second fool says I will bring water so we can drink as we go...the third fool says I will bring the car door....why would you bring the car door asked one fool ....he answers well it is the desert and if it gets to hot we can open the window...
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Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a
helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not
strong enough to carry them all, so they decided
that one had to leave, because otherwise they were
all going to fall. They weren't able to name that
person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the
rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up
everything for her husband and kids or for men in
general, and was used to always making sacrifices
with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping.
..........and ten other lucky women collected life insurances