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RillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 PostsBaggy britches with dirty socks looking for droopy drawers with nasty sneakers. Must like rolling and tumbling in washer and dryer. Or just hanging together on the line. Bring your own fabric softner sheets. No bleachy or starchy type clothes wanted.
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Bow legged man looking for knock kneed woman for some serious bumping and grinding. Must have your own Ben Gay.
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Cat looking for mouse.
Must have your own trap, come fully equipped with litter and box, trained and de-wormed.
Must enjoy being batted around, thrown up on, covered up with litter, and should look similiar to a giant hair ball.
No pure breds should apply.
Must have your own trap, come fully equipped with litter and box, trained and de-wormed.
Must enjoy being batted around, thrown up on, covered up with litter, and should look similiar to a giant hair ball.
No pure breds should apply.
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Dynamite woman looking for a dynamite man for a big blow out. I'll lite your fuse after you lite my fire. Dynamite men with short fuses go away. Only mature dynamite men please...no firecrackers.
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Can I use that one on this site? 
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Yes! you may. have fun with it. Len 
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Mechanic with tool looking for a woman with a box to keep it in. Must have big sheds to keep tool dry in during showers. wd40 is a plus keeps tool from rusting until next time needed.
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ok....i guess to find the humor in this one you would
have to have taken part in another thrread a while ago:
Strohng voomahn veeth goohd bertheeng heeps loookeeng fer
guoohd mahn wheech hahzz meeny yaks ahnd haffing beeg shahck ohn mountahn. Muhst huhnteeng ahnd feesheeng. Likeeng shnuggleeng oohp veeth varm gohts meelk ahnd loang valkeengs een snowdreefts.
Pleese sehndeeng peecter uff yaks.
have to have taken part in another thrread a while ago:
Strohng voomahn veeth goohd bertheeng heeps loookeeng fer
guoohd mahn wheech hahzz meeny yaks ahnd haffing beeg shahck ohn mountahn. Muhst huhnteeng ahnd feesheeng. Likeeng shnuggleeng oohp veeth varm gohts meelk ahnd loang valkeengs een snowdreefts.
Pleese sehndeeng peecter uff yaks.
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