Limerick's ONLY plz :-) (119)
RDM59: Some come here to swoon and flirt
Others to fight and sling the dirt
For me it's about the fun and banter
I'm a Jock, sometimes wear a skirt
Wanna see my chanter ?
Others to fight and sling the dirt
For me it's about the fun and banter
I'm a Jock, sometimes wear a skirt
Wanna see my chanter ?
There is a cute Jock wearing skirts
Not unusual..but a chanter, he blurts?
Now whatever that be
We have got yet to see
If Jock's chanter will trigger alerts!!!
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There was a Young Person from Smyrna,
Whose Grnadmother threatened to burn her;
But she seized on the Cat, and said, 'Granny, burn that!
You incongruous Old Woman of Smyrna!
From 'The Complete Nonsense of Edward Lear'...Bet it would be banned from the shelves today...
It's on ours, though!lol
Whose Grnadmother threatened to burn her;
But she seized on the Cat, and said, 'Granny, burn that!
You incongruous Old Woman of Smyrna!
From 'The Complete Nonsense of Edward Lear'...Bet it would be banned from the shelves today...
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Awesome forum thread! 
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venere08: There was a young lady called Nuliiiii,
With propensity to jest she had truly,
She is such an e-Clown,
So if ever I'm down,
I just look for a thread by our Nuliiii!
With propensity to jest she had truly,
She is such an e-Clown,
So if ever I'm down,
I just look for a thread by our Nuliiii!
Oh Venere, how amazing you are,
In this art you excel way by far,
For your gift with the word,
Borders on the absurd,
Your great rhyme, perfect time, raise the bar.
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starshinebright: no..........just wanna see under your skirt...
StarShineBright is a wonderful lady,
Who lights up any day that's gone shady,
She has warmth in her heart,
Of the tenderest art,
You should date this incredible lady.
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The night was dark and stormy
The toilet light was dim
I heard a crash and then a splash
My God !! he's fallen in.
The toilet light was dim
I heard a crash and then a splash
My God !! he's fallen in.
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jeepers: I saw a photo of a profile,
so awesome I had to cheer
but then I found out it was a disguise without make up
It looked sort of like Venere08
so awesome I had to cheer
but then I found out it was a disguise without make up
It looked sort of like Venere08
Now Jeeps, what can anyone say,
Of a man that lives so far away,
Except thanks for the pics,
Of your dog doing tricks,
And the sand, sea, and sun where you play.
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There was a young lady from Fife.
Who's baby would give her such strife
It would cry, moan, and fuss
So she left it on the bus
And began to live her own life.
Who's baby would give her such strife
It would cry, moan, and fuss
So she left it on the bus
And began to live her own life.
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sweetlyscented1: if you were any cutier........ID DIE
Sweetlyscented flirts with all the men,
She don't care if it's one man or ten,
When she starts a new thread,
She gives life where twas dead,
And makes pleasure a treasure again.
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annie_nsw: The night was dark and stormy
The toilet light was dim
I heard a crash and then a splash
My God !! he's fallen in.
The toilet light was dim
I heard a crash and then a splash
My God !! he's fallen in.
Dear Annie, your posts are so kind,
Giving all of us food for the mind,
Didn't know you were witty,
Till you wrote this ditty,
Now see what a treasure we find.
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And so it continues . Ginger 
your a topper as my ole Dad used say
There once was a fellow named Clyde
who went to a funeral and cried.
When asked who was dead,
he stammered and said
I don't know, I just came for the ride
your a topper as my ole Dad used say There once was a fellow named Clyde
who went to a funeral and cried.
When asked who was dead,
he stammered and said
I don't know, I just came for the ride
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Yellowjacket: There was a young lady from Fife.
Who's baby would give her such strife
It would cry, moan, and fuss
So she left it on the bus
And began to live her own life.
Who's baby would give her such strife
It would cry, moan, and fuss
So she left it on the bus
And began to live her own life.
YellowJacket's a teacher of note,
Lives in Spain, where he don't need a coat.
He is quite a treasure,
In ways you can measure,
(I'm, meaning the Limerick he wrote)!
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Nuliiiiiii: And so it continues . Ginger your a topper as my ole Dad used say There once was a fellow named Clyde
who went to a funeral and cried.
When asked who was dead,
he stammered and said
I don't know, I just came for the ride
who went to a funeral and cried.
When asked who was dead,
he stammered and said
I don't know, I just came for the ride
Well Nuliiii I like your nice thread,
Gave exercise to my old head,
It needed a dust,
It was going to rust,
Now it's had a workout here instead.
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Nuliiiiiii: And so it continues .
I like that tried to do womething positive on here. Good threads never seemt o be as successful as the argumentative ones.
Although I like making up rhymes about people, there are loads of limericks online that I thought people might post here to represent their thoughts and humour. Just google "Limericks". There are thousands.
C'mon folks, lets fill up a pleasant thread for a change.
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GingerBe: I like that you tried to do something positive on here. Good threads never seem to be as successful as the argumentative ones.
Although I like making up rhymes about people, there are loads of limericks online that I thought people might post here to represent their thoughts and humour. Just google "Limericks". There are thousands.
C'mon folks, lets fill up a pleasant thread for a change.
Although I like making up rhymes about people, there are loads of limericks online that I thought people might post here to represent their thoughts and humour. Just google "Limericks". There are thousands.
C'mon folks, lets fill up a pleasant thread for a change.
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GingerBe: Typos.
Typos, typos ..... now that's rather queer
She must have been at the ginger beer
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RDM59: Typos, typos ..... now that's rather queer
She must have been at the ginger beer
She must have been at the ginger beer
Hi RDM
Clever man,I was whiskey I had from a can,
If I may be so bold,
I had just caught a cold,
And trying a cure was the plan.
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GingerBe: Now Jeeps, what can anyone say,
Of a man that lives so far away,
Except thanks for the pics,
Of your dog doing tricks,
And the sand, sea, and sun where you play.
Of a man that lives so far away,
Except thanks for the pics,
Of your dog doing tricks,
And the sand, sea, and sun where you play.
Sand and sun are part of each day
I like you spunk
when I go to work, all they can say
Is you smell like a skunk.... and you're pretty hot ?
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GingerBe: Hi RDM Clever man,
It was whiskey I had from a can,
If I may be so bold,
I had just caught a cold,
And trying a cure was the plan.
It was whiskey I had from a can,
If I may be so bold,
I had just caught a cold,
And trying a cure was the plan.
More typos
Old head not in sync,I must be quite sozzled from drink,
I should take to my bed,
To take care of my head,
But prefer to be writing this link.
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Others to fight and sling the dirt
For me it's about the fun and banter
I'm a Jock, sometimes wear a skirt
Wanna see my chanter ?
no..........just wanna see under your skirt...