Limerick's ONLY plz :-) ( Archived) (119)

Im sure many of you have plenty to share so lets go :-)

The limerick, with it’s own special day
Has decidedly come a long way.
It delivers a rhyme
That bounces in time
With a finish in clever word play.

You may groan at the limericks I write
Or chafe if the rhymes are not right,
But as long as you smile
My effort’s worthwhile
And my work here is done for tonight.

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There was a young lady named Hilda
who went on a date with a builder -
he asked if he should -
she said that he could -
so he did, and very near killed her!


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There was a young girl from Rabat,

who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat;

It was fun in the breeding,

But hell in the feeding,

When she found she had no tit for Tat

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An exceedingly fat friend of mine,

When asked at what hour he'd dine,

Replied, "At eleven,

At three, five, and seven,

And eight and a quarter past nine.

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A macho young swimmer named Dwyer,

Really liked playing with fire.

One night in the dark

He swam with a shark,

And his voice is now two octaves higher.


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