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Whit dae ye mean patmac 
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patmac: An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all playing golf with their wives. The Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee and as she bends over to place her ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
"Good God !! why aren’t you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded.
"Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy any".
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here’s 50 pounds, go and buy yourself some underwear"
Next the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Bejesus woman !! You’ve no knickers ---- why not?"
She replies "I can’t afford any on the money you give me" He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here’s 20 pounds, go and buy yourself some underwear! "
Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she too is naked under it. "Hoot, Lassie! Why d’ye have no knickers?" She too explains, "You don’t give me enough housekeeping money to be able to afford any"
The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here’s a COMB, tidy yourself up a bit !"
"Good God !! why aren’t you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded.
"Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy any".
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here’s 50 pounds, go and buy yourself some underwear"
Next the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Bejesus woman !! You’ve no knickers ---- why not?"
She replies "I can’t afford any on the money you give me" He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here’s 20 pounds, go and buy yourself some underwear! "
Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she too is naked under it. "Hoot, Lassie! Why d’ye have no knickers?" She too explains, "You don’t give me enough housekeeping money to be able to afford any"
The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here’s a COMB, tidy yourself up a bit !"
I dont get it Pat. These women were bent over their tees , right? The gust of wind blows the skirts up, right? What is on view then - bum cheeks. So if the Scotsman offers his wife a comb. Does that mean she has hair on her bum.....? You are a Scots lad, Pat and I expect an honest answer.
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dedunu: I dont get it Pat. These women were bent over their tees , right? The gust of wind blows the skirts up, right? What is on view then - bum cheeks. So if the Scotsman offers his wife a comb. Does that mean she has hair on her bum.....? You are a Scots lad, Pat and I expect an honest answer.
If you are slightly bent over I would have a choice 
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patmac: If you are slightly bent over I would have a choice
You have a point there Pat, but have you ever tried placing a golf ball on a tee while you are SLIGHTLY bent over. Golf is not a mens only game now a days.
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dedunu: You have a point there Pat, but have you ever tried placing a golf ball on a tee while you are SLIGHTLY bent over. Golf is not a mens only game now a days.
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patmac: That's why Jocks don't play golf in K I L T S
THANK GOD FOR THAT 
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patmac: That's why Jocks don't play golf in K I L T S
if you did play in a kilt and were bent over a tee, would we be passing you a comb or asking you to put your balls away??..
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patmac: That's why Jocks don't play golf in K I L T S
Girls, I think we can believe Patmac's statement although the game was invented by men who wore Kilts, for if they wore Kilts on the fairways some canny Scot would have brought great honour on his country by discovering the pendulum long before Gallileo (?) the Italian did......
or at least discovered a more aesthetic design for the "goatskin" of his bagpipes.
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Ladybee42: if you did play in a kilt and were bent over a tee, would we be passing you a comb or asking you to put your balls away??..
Well don'tya just know it an inquisitive Irish Lady You should know a True Scot never tells
Honest By the way how is the connection to day in the back end of nowhere
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"Good God !! why aren’t you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded.
"Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy any".
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here’s 50 pounds, go and buy yourself some underwear"
Next the Irishman’s wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Bejesus woman !! You’ve no knickers ---- why not?"
She replies "I can’t afford any on the money you give me" He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here’s 20 pounds, go and buy yourself some underwear! "
Lastly, the Scotsman’s wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she too is naked under it. "Hoot, Lassie! Why d’ye have no knickers?" She too explains, "You don’t give me enough housekeeping money to be able to afford any"
The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here’s a COMB, tidy yourself up a bit !"