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"Where you from boyo? You sound English ..."
"I'm from just across the Severn Bridge," replies the man nervously.
"What d'you do then ... just across the Severn bridge?"
"I'm a taxidermist," he says glancing round anxiously.
"What the f**k is one of those boyo, d'you drive a taaaaxi ?"
"No ... I mount animals" he says.
"It's alright boys," yells the barman, "he's one of us!!!"