The Last World Cup Joke (20)
Naughty Boy 
Funny though
Funny though
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SummerUK: Naughty Boy
Funny though
Funny though
A Summer your nearly a jock........
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patmac: A Summer your nearly a jock........
Well I always say I would have been if those bloody southeners hadn't come up raping and pillaging
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and this is BAD BAD BADDDDDDDDD also
– David Blaine is reportedly furious after England crashed out of the World Cup – his record of doing absolutely nothing in a box for 42 days was broken by Wayne Rooney.
– I hear Oxo are making a new product. The packaging is white with a red cross and they're calling it the laughing stock.
– What’s the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
– Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” To which the old lady replied: “No way. You got yourself into this mess. Don’t ask me to sort it out!”
– What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A referee.
– Apparently that fan had no trouble slipping into the England dressing room – Robert Green was guarding the door.
– I can’t believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should easily have beaten. . . . I’m ashamed to call myself Algerian.
– What does the Englishman do when England wins the World Cup? He switches off the Play Station.
– What’s the difference between Wayne Rooney and Shrek? Shrek can save the day.
– What’s the difference between a faulty jet engine and Wayne Rooney? The jet engine eventually stops whining.
– Three hours of football and Robert Green is still England ’s top scorer.
- Apparently England are changing the 3 lions on the shirt to 3 tampons. A spokesman for the FA said this is to represent the worst period they have ever had.
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- All future England matches have been moved to the Gay Adult Channel. Apparently the sight of 11 arseholes getting hammered for 90 minutes was far too explict for ITV
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- I’m going to be bold here, and suggest we play Heskey at left back.............left back at Heathrow Airport !!!!
Love my cross water Neighbours so no gurrrrrring@me plzzzzz
Justa JOKE hehe
– David Blaine is reportedly furious after England crashed out of the World Cup – his record of doing absolutely nothing in a box for 42 days was broken by Wayne Rooney.
– I hear Oxo are making a new product. The packaging is white with a red cross and they're calling it the laughing stock.
– What’s the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
– Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” To which the old lady replied: “No way. You got yourself into this mess. Don’t ask me to sort it out!”
– What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A referee.
– Apparently that fan had no trouble slipping into the England dressing room – Robert Green was guarding the door.
– I can’t believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should easily have beaten. . . . I’m ashamed to call myself Algerian.
– What does the Englishman do when England wins the World Cup? He switches off the Play Station.
– What’s the difference between Wayne Rooney and Shrek? Shrek can save the day.
– What’s the difference between a faulty jet engine and Wayne Rooney? The jet engine eventually stops whining.
– Three hours of football and Robert Green is still England ’s top scorer.
- Apparently England are changing the 3 lions on the shirt to 3 tampons. A spokesman for the FA said this is to represent the worst period they have ever had.
-
- All future England matches have been moved to the Gay Adult Channel. Apparently the sight of 11 arseholes getting hammered for 90 minutes was far too explict for ITV
-
-
-
- I’m going to be bold here, and suggest we play Heskey at left back.............left back at Heathrow Airport !!!!
Love my cross water Neighbours so no gurrrrrring@me plzzzzz
Justa JOKE hehe
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Nuliiiiiii: and this is BAD BAD BADDDDDDDDD also – David Blaine is reportedly furious after England crashed out of the World Cup – his record of doing absolutely nothing in a box for 42 days was broken by Wayne Rooney.
– I hear Oxo are making a new product. The packaging is white with a red cross and they're calling it the laughing stock.
– What’s the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
– Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” To which the old lady replied: “No way. You got yourself into this mess. Don’t ask me to sort it out!”
– What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A referee.
– Apparently that fan had no trouble slipping into the England dressing room – Robert Green was guarding the door.
– I can’t believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should easily have beaten. . . . I’m ashamed to call myself Algerian.
– What does the Englishman do when England wins the World Cup? He switches off the Play Station.
– What’s the difference between Wayne Rooney and Shrek? Shrek can save the day.
– What’s the difference between a faulty jet engine and Wayne Rooney? The jet engine eventually stops whining.
– Three hours of football and Robert Green is still England ’s top scorer.
- Apparently England are changing the 3 lions on the shirt to 3 tampons. A spokesman for the FA said this is to represent the worst period they have ever had.
-
- All future England matches have been moved to the Gay Adult Channel. Apparently the sight of 11 arseholes getting hammered for 90 minutes was far too explict for ITV
-
-
-
- I’m going to be bold here, and suggest we play Heskey at left back.............left back at Heathrow Airport !!!!
Love my cross water Neighbours so no gurrrrrring@me plzzzzz
Justa JOKE hehe
– I hear Oxo are making a new product. The packaging is white with a red cross and they're calling it the laughing stock.
– What’s the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
– Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” To which the old lady replied: “No way. You got yourself into this mess. Don’t ask me to sort it out!”
– What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A referee.
– Apparently that fan had no trouble slipping into the England dressing room – Robert Green was guarding the door.
– I can’t believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should easily have beaten. . . . I’m ashamed to call myself Algerian.
– What does the Englishman do when England wins the World Cup? He switches off the Play Station.
– What’s the difference between Wayne Rooney and Shrek? Shrek can save the day.
– What’s the difference between a faulty jet engine and Wayne Rooney? The jet engine eventually stops whining.
– Three hours of football and Robert Green is still England ’s top scorer.
- Apparently England are changing the 3 lions on the shirt to 3 tampons. A spokesman for the FA said this is to represent the worst period they have ever had.
-
- All future England matches have been moved to the Gay Adult Channel. Apparently the sight of 11 arseholes getting hammered for 90 minutes was far too explict for ITV
-
-
-
- I’m going to be bold here, and suggest we play Heskey at left back.............left back at Heathrow Airport !!!!
Love my cross water Neighbours so no gurrrrrring@me plzzzzz
Justa JOKE hehe
Hang on!!! Am I supposed to be laughing?
Ahhhh whatever!!!
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SummerUK: Hang on!!! Am I supposed to be laughing? Ahhhh whatever!!!
Phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 
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Nuliiiiiii: Phewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Summer
Ahhhh the good people survive because of their sense of humour. We have to be able to take the piss and still Love each other right?
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Nuliiiiiii: and this is BAD BAD BADDDDDDDDD also – David Blaine is reportedly furious after England crashed out of the World Cup – his record of doing absolutely nothing in a box for 42 days was broken by Wayne Rooney.
– I hear Oxo are making a new product. The packaging is white with a red cross and they're calling it the laughing stock.
– What’s the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
– Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” To which the old lady replied: “No way. You got yourself into this mess. Don’t ask me to sort it out!”
– What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A referee.
– Apparently that fan had no trouble slipping into the England dressing room – Robert Green was guarding the door.
– I can’t believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should easily have beaten. . . . I’m ashamed to call myself Algerian.
– What does the Englishman do when England wins the World Cup? He switches off the Play Station.
– What’s the difference between Wayne Rooney and Shrek? Shrek can save the day.
– What’s the difference between a faulty jet engine and Wayne Rooney? The jet engine eventually stops whining.
– Three hours of football and Robert Green is still England ’s top scorer.
- Apparently England are changing the 3 lions on the shirt to 3 tampons. A spokesman for the FA said this is to represent the worst period they have ever had.
-
- All future England matches have been moved to the Gay Adult Channel. Apparently the sight of 11 arseholes getting hammered for 90 minutes was far too explict for ITV
-
-
-
- I’m going to be bold here, and suggest we play Heskey at left back.............left back at Heathrow Airport !!!!
Love my cross water Neighbours so no gurrrrrring@me plzzzzz
Justa JOKE hehe
– I hear Oxo are making a new product. The packaging is white with a red cross and they're calling it the laughing stock.
– What’s the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
– Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” To which the old lady replied: “No way. You got yourself into this mess. Don’t ask me to sort it out!”
– What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A referee.
– Apparently that fan had no trouble slipping into the England dressing room – Robert Green was guarding the door.
– I can’t believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should easily have beaten. . . . I’m ashamed to call myself Algerian.
– What does the Englishman do when England wins the World Cup? He switches off the Play Station.
– What’s the difference between Wayne Rooney and Shrek? Shrek can save the day.
– What’s the difference between a faulty jet engine and Wayne Rooney? The jet engine eventually stops whining.
– Three hours of football and Robert Green is still England ’s top scorer.
- Apparently England are changing the 3 lions on the shirt to 3 tampons. A spokesman for the FA said this is to represent the worst period they have ever had.
-
- All future England matches have been moved to the Gay Adult Channel. Apparently the sight of 11 arseholes getting hammered for 90 minutes was far too explict for ITV
-
-
-
- I’m going to be bold here, and suggest we play Heskey at left back.............left back at Heathrow Airport !!!!
Love my cross water Neighbours so no gurrrrrring@me plzzzzz
Justa JOKE hehe
Im an England fan
& they were hilarious & so true
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nuliii bleeding great jokes, i laughed at everyone of them lol
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SummerUK: Ahhhh the good people survive because of their sense of humour. We have to be able to take the piss and still Love each other right?
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awesomeboy: Im an England fan
& they were hilarious & so true
Phewwwwwww again hehe & they were hilarious & so true
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pedro27: nuliii bleeding great jokes, i laughed at everyone of them lol
Nice Bleeding Car there Ped 
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Hijacked or what !
one nil to the girlies here I think Nuliiiii sorry Pat
ALL Very true and Very funny
Hi All what you all doing here is it raining in your parts of the world
one nil to the girlies here I think Nuliiiii sorry Pat ALL Very true and Very funny Hi All
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Ohhhhhhhhh Hi Todger Havent seen u in while
Looking as lovely as always
Havent seen u in while Looking as lovely as always
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Nuliiiiiii: and Scotty loves to take the piss out of us Irish but i KNOW he is just a funny guy and i take it all in my stride
Yeah why can't everyone be like that?
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Nuliiiiiii: Ohhhhhhhhh Hi Todger Havent seen u in while
Looking as lovely as always
Looking as lovely as always
Hi Nuliiii you always look lovely too... Its my time for business here plus the weather is beautiful so I am rarely here and I am enjoying some romantic attention ....
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todger: Hi Nuliiii you always look lovely too... Its my time for business here plus the weather is beautiful so I am rarely here and I am enjoying some romantic attention ....
Ohhhhhhhh how lovely for you Todg I am Happy for you
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todger: Hi Nuliiii you always look lovely too... Its my time for business here plus the weather is beautiful so I am rarely here and I am enjoying some romantic attention ....
Hey Girl
Well thats fab news
Not jealous at all
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SummerUK: Hey Girl Well thats fab news
Not jealous at all
hehe me neither Not jealous at all
Some day my Prince will come
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I met a fairy today, who granted me one wish.
"I want to live forever." I said
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I am not allowed to grant wishes like that."
"Fine," I said "I want to die when England next win the World Cup"
"You crafty Bast..!" said the fairy.