I got into an elevator today and there was a man and a woman in there, i pushed the button for my floor and as i did i let out a massively loud sneeze, it was so loud that it startled the lady who immediately cracked off the loudest fart i have ever heard from a lady.. When i got off at my floor i turned to see one very embarrassed woman and the guy behind her trying to hold in his laughter...
Costapacketparis, Centre-Val de Loire France2,182 posts
DjWabbet: I got into an elevator today and there was a man and a woman in there, i pushed the button for my floor and as i did i let out a massively loud sneeze, it was so loud that it startled the lady who immediately cracked off the loudest fart i have ever heard from a lady.. When i got off at my floor i turned to see one very embarrassed woman and the guy behind her trying to hold in his laughter...
leostartingoverSandton, Gauteng South Africa1,685 posts
DjWabbet: I got into an elevator today and there was a man and a woman in there, i pushed the button for my floor and as i did i let out a massively loud sneeze, it was so loud that it startled the lady who immediately cracked off the loudest fart i have ever heard from a lady.. When i got off at my floor i turned to see one very embarrassed woman and the guy behind her trying to hold in his laughter...
That must've been hilarious!
Well, right at the beginning of the World Cup, we were sitting eating lunch at Nelson Mandela Square in our Bafana Bafana soccer kit, when this tv crew came up to us. They said they were from Thailand National TV, and were LIVE! They asked my boys and their friends' names, then asked them what they thought the chances were of our South African national team, who were playing a friendly match against Colombia the next day. All the boys came up with "Go Bafana" "Yes we'll win" etc comments and the interviewer said: "Yes, well they did beat Denmark in their last friendly"... whereupon my lil 8 year old pipes up: "Yes, but Denmark SUCK!" Eeeeeeek... They scuttled away pretty quickly after that!
DjWabbet: I got into an elevator today and there was a man and a woman in there, i pushed the button for my floor and as i did i let out a massively loud sneeze, it was so loud that it startled the lady who immediately cracked off the loudest fart i have ever heard from a lady.. When i got off at my floor i turned to see one very embarrassed woman and the guy behind her trying to hold in his laughter...
Instead of having all 3 by yourself,sneeze,fart,and laughter,you found volunteers for the 2
DjWabbet: I got into an elevator today and there was a man and a woman in there, i pushed the button for my floor and as i did i let out a massively loud sneeze, it was so loud that it startled the lady who immediately cracked off the loudest fart i have ever heard from a lady.. When i got off at my floor i turned to see one very embarrassed woman and the guy behind her trying to hold in his laughter...
DjWabbet: I got into an elevator today and there was a man and a woman in there, i pushed the button for my floor and as i did i let out a massively loud sneeze, it was so loud that it startled the lady who immediately cracked off the loudest fart i have ever heard from a lady.. When i got off at my floor i turned to see one very embarrassed woman and the guy behind her trying to hold in his laughter...
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When i got off at my floor i turned to see one very embarrassed woman and the guy behind her trying to hold in his laughter...