DjWabbet: 1: A crush that is reciprocated 2: A ritual burning of things past 3: Dreams that come true
That'll do it for now but i do reserve the right to update the list whenever I feel like it.
Me too. Wow, you're a clever one ain'tcha?
Well almost me too.
I want 1: someone who totally wants me, crushes on me, adores me and all that fun stuff. 2: Someone who is all that, but not hiding behind the bushes taking pics of me for their alter in a warehouse surrounded by sacraficed cabbage patch dolls. 3: To pat a roo
Raven0: Me too. Wow, you're a clever one ain'tcha?
Well almost me too.
I want 1: someone who totally wants me, crushes on me, adores me and all that fun stuff. 2: Someone who is all that, but not hiding behind the bushes taking pics of me for their alter in a warehouse surrounded by sacraficed cabbage patch dolls. 3: To pat a roo
In all semi-truthiness; I want the following things:
1. The power to slap people upside the head when they are being intentionally stupid and not get thrown in jail for it and being considered a hero for doing so. 2. A never-ending supply of freshly roasted coffee and a cute houseboy to make me a cuppa joe whenever I want. 3. A J-O-B.
The rest, like love and lust, crushes and squeezes, will take care of themselves.
DjWabbet: Well if one can start a new religion on CS then i dont see why not...
You're a reasonable man. I think we should acquire some divine inspiration and develop that religion a bit more. Shall we add 'ritual burning' as part of the wedding ceremony?
ChasingCars: You're a reasonable man. I think we should acquire some divine inspiration and develop that religion a bit more. Shall we add 'ritual burning' as part of the wedding ceremony?
No because the ensuing funeral will create a conflict of interest, and our insurance wont cover us. make sense?
DjWabbet: But i like my cabbage doll sacrifices...
Those things creep me out. When I was little someone gave me one and I swear it had the most evil look on it's face you can imagine. Not only that, somebody had made what was supposed to be a bathrobe for it making it look like an satanic monk looking for a little girl (me) for a human sacrifice.
My mother insisted it was a very nice doll and it just needed a good mommy like me. I wasn't buying that so I hid it in the wood box hoping someone would throw it in the fire purging it from the earth. My mom was the next person to open the wood box and the sight of Brother Malevolent glaring at her almost gave her a coronary.
Now that she understood my reasons for hating/fearing the thing she agreed it might be a great kindness to give the wonderful doll to a more deserving child. That night she wrapped it up and had my dad sneak it onto the porch of the family of the little brat who threw rocks at our chickens whenever his mother came to visit my mom.
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2: A ritual burning of things past
3: Dreams that come true
That'll do it for now but i do reserve the right to update the list whenever I feel like it.