Pickup line!!! (69)
my face is a train , be on it
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mick64: hi, heres 50cents. go ring ya dad and tell him you wont be home tonight.
very old one . b4 mobile phones
Tis so right;What can i say?Im getting old now.very old one . b4 mobile phones
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"You look like my second wife"
"How many wives have you had ?"
"Just the one"
"How many wives have you had ?"
"Just the one"
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Would you like me to tie your shoes for you? Tomorrow morning at sunrise works for me.
From Pepi LePew in the cartoons, "Where have I been all of your life?"
A. "You seem to be carrying a lot of tension in your body. I know some very effective techniques for releasing that tension."
B. "But I don't have have any tension in my body to release?!?!"
A. Moves in closer and gazing into B's eyes says, "Well, as it happens, I know some VERY good techniques for building up tension in your body for me to release."
From Pepi LePew in the cartoons, "Where have I been all of your life?"
A. "You seem to be carrying a lot of tension in your body. I know some very effective techniques for releasing that tension."
B. "But I don't have have any tension in my body to release?!?!"
A. Moves in closer and gazing into B's eyes says, "Well, as it happens, I know some VERY good techniques for building up tension in your body for me to release."
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conjor: Tis so right;What can i say?Im getting old now.
we are both getting old
but old dont mean we cant show the youngies how it was done
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hi, do you have any australian in you?
do you want some?
do you want some?
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mick64: we are both getting old
but old dont mean we cant show the youngies how it was done
That's right...but old dont mean we cant show the youngies how it was done
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hi, do you wanna go halves in a baby?
no,
would ya just like to practice for a while the?
no,
would ya just like to practice for a while the?
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Lets have a child together.
I cant have children.
Wll; We can still try....
I cant have children.
Wll; We can still try....
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conjor: Tis so right;What can i say?Im getting old now.
Aww..Your not old yet.. huggs
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katt1017: Would you like me to tie your shoes for you? Tomorrow morning at sunrise works for me.
From Pepi LePew in the cartoons, "Where have I been all of your life?"
A. "You seem to be carrying a lot of tension in your body. I know some very effective techniques for releasing that tension."
B. "But I don't have have any tension in my body to release?!?!"
A. Moves in closer and gazing into B's eyes says, "Well, as it happens, I know some VERY good techniques for building up tension in your body for me to release."
From Pepi LePew in the cartoons, "Where have I been all of your life?"
A. "You seem to be carrying a lot of tension in your body. I know some very effective techniques for releasing that tension."
B. "But I don't have have any tension in my body to release?!?!"
A. Moves in closer and gazing into B's eyes says, "Well, as it happens, I know some VERY good techniques for building up tension in your body for me to release."
was once told i lick like a lesbian, is that a compliment?
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Swissblueeyes: Aww..Your not old yet.. huggs
Thank you
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mick64: was once told i lick like a lesbian, is that a compliment?
It depends how good the lesbian was she was comparing you to.
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katt1017: It depends how good the lesbian was she was comparing you to.
i cant beat that
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katt1017: It depends how good the lesbian was she was comparing you to.
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Follow Me......
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very old one . b4 mobile phones