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Sep 8, 2006 6:20 PM CST what a wife needs
lvslife
lvslifelvslifemoore, USA223 Threads 2,565 Posts
A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been married. She goes on and on and on.
Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze.
The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."


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Sep 8, 2006 6:23 PM CST what a wife needs
deborah12
deborah12deborah12wolverhampton, UK89 Threads 11,243 Posts
lol rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 8, 2006 8:44 PM CST what a wife needs
M117A1
M117A1M117A1Maineville, USA149 Posts
Lol Sweet!grin
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Sep 9, 2006 6:56 PM CST what a wife needs
LadyCapri1
LadyCapri1LadyCapri1Oakboro, North Carolina USA1 Threads 9 Posts
So, it's easy to assume...as some husbands..this guy just never got itrolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 9, 2006 10:42 PM CST what a wife needs
langleygirl
langleygirllangleygirlWestlock, Alberta Canada70 Threads 8,202 Posts
LOL - that is too funny .... but mostly true as well. I think I need counselling sessions!!! laugh
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Sep 9, 2006 10:44 PM CST what a wife needs
lvslife
lvslifelvslifemoore, USA223 Threads 2,565 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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