EVEN GOD LIKED THIS ONE (6)
patmac: If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!
A British soldier was attending some college courses between assignments.
He had completed two missions in Afghanistan .
One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'GOD if you are real then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you exactly 15 min.
The lecture room fell silent.. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed,
'Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the soldier got out of his chair,
went up to the professor, and decked him; knocking him off the platform.
The professor was out cold.
The soldier went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and asked,
'What in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did you do that?'
The soldier calmly replied,
'GOD was too busy today protecting British soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot...
So HE sent me.'
The classroom erupted in cheers!
SQUADIES GOTTA LOVE 'EM
A British soldier was attending some college courses between assignments.
He had completed two missions in Afghanistan .
One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'GOD if you are real then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you exactly 15 min.
The lecture room fell silent.. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed,
'Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the soldier got out of his chair,
went up to the professor, and decked him; knocking him off the platform.
The professor was out cold.
The soldier went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and asked,
'What in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did you do that?'
The soldier calmly replied,
'GOD was too busy today protecting British soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot...
So HE sent me.'
The classroom erupted in cheers!
SQUADIES GOTTA LOVE 'EM
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Good one...can you get him to come here?
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Absolutely BRILLIANT!!! ...... now let's sit back and wait for the regular idiots try to disprove it
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that was good laugh for me mrpacman,nice one
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A British soldier was attending some college courses between assignments.
He had completed two missions in Afghanistan .
One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'GOD if you are real then I want you to knock me off this platform.
I'll give you exactly 15 min.
The lecture room fell silent.. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed,
'Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the soldier got out of his chair,
went up to the professor, and decked him; knocking him off the platform.
The professor was out cold.
The soldier went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence.
The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the soldier and asked,
'What in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did you do that?'
The soldier calmly replied,
'GOD was too busy today protecting British soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot...
So HE sent me.'
The classroom erupted in cheers!
SQUADIES GOTTA LOVE 'EM