BLIND BUT.................. ( Archived) (10)

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, since you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"



The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

very good!

I liked that ....

Brilliant

The blonde mafia is coming for me DILLIGAF

Thank you, really great!
(Interesting, what blondes think about that....

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If Frecks and Soltice come after you, be worried, be very effing worried!

Worried me Nah just PANCSTRUCK.....LOL