Cows also have four stomachs, whereas a woman has only two. (If she's a siamese twin.)
Cows have four kidneys, women have two.
Cows have four ovaries, women have two.
Cows have four sides to every coin, women have two.
Cows have four divinities in their religion, women have two. The "Holy Trinity", the women call it. It's been settled now by famous theologians to be two, because one god plus three gods divided by two (averaging the probable and most likely number of gods) is two gods.
Cows have four names for dew in the morning, women have two.
Cows have four drinks before they get in the "mood", women have two.
Cows have four cycles in their washing machines, women have two. (Wash and rinse.)
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