What does a cow have four of, but a women only has two of? ( Archived) (13)

Aug 27, 2010 10:41 PM CST What does a cow have four of, but a women only has two of?
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
Legs!grin
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Aug 27, 2010 10:43 PM CST What does a cow have four of, but a women only has two of?
RillyNiceGuy: Legs!


Legs!!! that's an udder matterrolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 27, 2010 10:49 PM CST What does a cow have four of, but a women only has two of?
kcuc0574
kcuc0574kcuc0574Ho Chi Minh, Southeast Vietnam Vietnam10 Threads 3 Polls 2,003 Posts
Trealach01: Legs!!! that's an udder matter


LOL, how many udder the cow will hv wave
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Aug 27, 2010 11:05 PM CST What does a cow have four of, but a women only has two of?
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
suggasugga: RILLY NICE GUY I LOVE THAT PICTURE
Thank you! I was up all night getting my hair done! grin
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Aug 27, 2010 11:09 PM CST What does a cow have four of, but a women only has two of?
menu2
menu2menu2Near Galveston Island, Texas USA2,106 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: Thank you! I was up all night getting my hair done!


About time!!!laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 27, 2010 11:13 PM CST What does a cow have four of, but a women only has two of?
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
Tomorrow I'm going to get another hair done!grin
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Aug 27, 2010 11:13 PM CST What does a cow have four of, but a women only has two of?
kcuc0574
kcuc0574kcuc0574Ho Chi Minh, Southeast Vietnam Vietnam10 Threads 3 Polls 2,003 Posts
your new picture can threaten children at night, Rillyniceguy bouquet wave laugh
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Aug 27, 2010 11:16 PM CST What does a cow have four of, but a women only has two of?
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
I work nights so I don't scare them while out on the town!
kcuc0574: your new picture can threaten children at night, Rillyniceguy
bouquet
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Aug 27, 2010 11:19 PM CST What does a cow have four of, but a women only has two of?
kcuc0574
kcuc0574kcuc0574Ho Chi Minh, Southeast Vietnam Vietnam10 Threads 3 Polls 2,003 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: I work nights so I don't scare them while out on the town!


u are working now ?
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Aug 27, 2010 11:21 PM CST What does a cow have four of, but a women only has two of?
menu2
menu2menu2Near Galveston Island, Texas USA2,106 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: Tomorrow I'm going to get another hair done!


How bout a nose job?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 27, 2010 11:30 PM CST What does a cow have four of, but a women only has two of?
tarapapp
tarapapptarapappLondon, Ontario Canada17 Posts
Cows also have four stomachs, whereas a woman has only two. (If she's a siamese twin.)

Cows have four kidneys, women have two.

Cows have four ovaries, women have two.

Cows have four sides to every coin, women have two.

Cows have four divinities in their religion, women have two. The "Holy Trinity", the women call it. It's been settled now by famous theologians to be two, because one god plus three gods divided by two (averaging the probable and most likely number of gods) is two gods.

Cows have four names for dew in the morning, women have two.

Cows have four drinks before they get in the "mood", women have two.

Cows have four cycles in their washing machines, women have two. (Wash and rinse.)
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Aug 27, 2010 11:52 PM CST What does a cow have four of, but a women only has two of?
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: Legs!

For the same reason pigs and men have "two"......................................................................


ears

laugh
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Aug 27, 2010 11:59 PM CST What does a cow have four of, but a women only has two of?
theguynextdoor
theguynextdoortheguynextdoorMiddletown, New York USA5 Threads 1,335 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: Tomorrow I'm going to get another hair done!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Touch up that mascarum toogrin
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