JUST TOO CUTE!! ( Archived) (16)

Aug 28, 2010 11:26 AM CST JUST TOO CUTE!!
This is the cleanest joke I've come across in a long while!




A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?' She asked.

'Hunting Flies' He responded...

'Oh.! Killing any?' She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.




Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.



conversing grin wink
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Aug 28, 2010 11:29 AM CST JUST TOO CUTE!!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave
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Aug 28, 2010 11:31 AM CST JUST TOO CUTE!!
theguynextdoor
theguynextdoortheguynextdoorMiddletown, New York USA5 Threads 1,335 Posts
Grand Nuliiiirolling on the floor laughing wave
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Aug 28, 2010 11:42 AM CST JUST TOO CUTE!!
scottyburd
scottyburdscottyburdglasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland UK6,016 Posts
Evening you fabulous burd wave
good one as usual lass,
i hope you are fine and dandy hug bouquet
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Aug 28, 2010 11:45 AM CST JUST TOO CUTE!!
blarneykite
blarneykiteblarneykiteSomewhere, Carlow Ireland31 Threads 3,901 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: This is the cleanest joke I've come across in a long while!

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?' She asked.

'Hunting Flies' He responded...

'Oh.! Killing any?' She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.


Brilliant as always
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Aug 28, 2010 11:46 AM CST JUST TOO CUTE!!
trulee01
trulee01trulee01lake worth, Florida USA49 Threads 1 Polls 2,406 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: This is the cleanest joke I've come across in a long while!

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?' She asked.

'Hunting Flies' He responded...

'Oh.! Killing any?' She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.
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Aug 28, 2010 11:46 AM CST JUST TOO CUTE!!
Hi Scotty LADY and all wave teddybear

Doing great thanks , hope u same xxx
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Aug 28, 2010 11:47 AM CST JUST TOO CUTE!!
trulee01
trulee01trulee01lake worth, Florida USA49 Threads 1 Polls 2,406 Posts
Oops!! From the title of the thread I thought you were talking about me.blushing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Hi Nu!!wave
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Aug 28, 2010 11:49 AM CST JUST TOO CUTE!!
trulee01: Oops!! From the title of the thread I thought you were talking about me.

Hi Nu!!
Hey Lee grin wave and U are just too cute wink teddybear grin
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Aug 28, 2010 11:52 AM CST JUST TOO CUTE!!
trulee01
trulee01trulee01lake worth, Florida USA49 Threads 1 Polls 2,406 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: Hey Lee and U are just too cute


You too Nu!hug
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Aug 28, 2010 11:53 AM CST JUST TOO CUTE!!
trulee01: You too Nu!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh Shucks Leeblushing blushing

Thats the nicest thing anyone said to me in ages hug
apart from Scotty LADY hug teddybear grin
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Aug 28, 2010 11:58 AM CST JUST TOO CUTE!!
trulee01
trulee01trulee01lake worth, Florida USA49 Threads 1 Polls 2,406 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: Ahhhhhhhhhhh Shucks Lee

Thats the nicest thing anyone said to me in ages
apart from Scotty LADY


Nice but true.thumbs up grin
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Aug 28, 2010 4:27 PM CST JUST TOO CUTE!!
lonelywoman55
lonelywoman55lonelywoman55scranton, Pennsylvania USA3 Threads 3,618 Posts
So cute.teddybear
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Aug 28, 2010 5:35 PM CST JUST TOO CUTE!!
anglophile
anglophileanglophileChattown, Washington USA4 Threads 623 Posts
That's great. rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 28, 2010 5:58 PM CST JUST TOO CUTE!!
Ocee35
Ocee35Ocee35Jackson, Michigan USA69 Threads 2 Polls 3,852 Posts
.....laugh


Very nice.
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Aug 28, 2010 7:04 PM CST JUST TOO CUTE!!
davpk10
davpk10davpk10somewhere, New York USA23 Threads 1 Polls 2,934 Posts
Nuliiiiiii: This is the cleanest joke I've come across in a long while!

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?' She asked.

'Hunting Flies' He responded...

'Oh.! Killing any?' She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.
I think this could be a fable....hard to get females in the kitchen these days...professor conversing
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