Tell a lie about the person above you 2 ( Archived) (828)

Sep 8, 2010 12:40 AM CST Tell a lie about the person above you 2
theguynextdoor
theguynextdoortheguynextdoorMiddletown, New York USA5 Threads 1,335 Posts
Christmas1: Washes his bike while wearing a dress with nothing on underneath...
rolling on the floor laughing Just hopin you ride by so I can moon you ,Sweetnessdevil

Tries everyday to tempt the mail man inside so she can molest himbouquet
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Sep 8, 2010 12:44 AM CST Tell a lie about the person above you 2
lonelywoman55
lonelywoman55lonelywoman55scranton, Pennsylvania USA3 Threads 3,618 Posts
He runs around at night hollring getty up to the dog.bouquet
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Sep 8, 2010 12:44 AM CST Tell a lie about the person above you 2
theguynextdoor
theguynextdoortheguynextdoorMiddletown, New York USA5 Threads 1,335 Posts
ballerina9: blew all the soup tins off the supermarket shelf with an unholy jet powered fart blast and blamed it on the nearest toddler
Amity dared me .That's my story and I'm sticking to itrolling on the floor laughing grin devil

Goes to the nursing home so she has a sporting chance to catch a man bouquet doh
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Sep 8, 2010 12:45 AM CST Tell a lie about the person above you 2
lonelywoman55: Take his dates to burger king and slpits a wopper jr.





Uses a bed pan and refuses to empty it out
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Sep 8, 2010 12:46 AM CST Tell a lie about the person above you 2
lonelywoman55
lonelywoman55lonelywoman55scranton, Pennsylvania USA3 Threads 3,618 Posts
His dates mush push his truck or not get dinner.lips bouquet
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Sep 8, 2010 12:48 AM CST Tell a lie about the person above you 2
ballerina9: needs industrial strength pesticide to clean his underpants




No police officer has ever had to tell her to "spread em" tongue
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Sep 8, 2010 12:49 AM CST Tell a lie about the person above you 2
ballerina9
ballerina9ballerina9belfast, Antrim Ireland1,404 Posts
theguynextdoor: Amity dared me .That's my story and I'm sticking to it

Goes to the nursing home so she has a sporting chance to catch a man
went looking for the chicken who crossed the road laugh laugh
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Sep 8, 2010 12:50 AM CST Tell a lie about the person above you 2
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
Secretly puts a hit of whiskey in her thermos full of "hotchocolate" she drinks all day at work grin
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Sep 8, 2010 12:52 AM CST Tell a lie about the person above you 2
leostartingover
leostartingoverleostartingoverSandton, Gauteng South Africa33 Threads 1 Polls 1,685 Posts
venusenvy: Secretly puts a hit of whiskey in her thermos full of "hotchocolate" she drinks all day at work


Can outfart all the blokes in the local cantina after eating her special Mexican chili beans recipe!!! laugh
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Sep 8, 2010 12:52 AM CST Tell a lie about the person above you 2
ballerina9
ballerina9ballerina9belfast, Antrim Ireland1,404 Posts
Jihadmeathello: No police officer has ever had to tell her to "spread em"
got sprayed by a skunk and didnt notice uh oh

laugh
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Sep 8, 2010 12:52 AM CST Tell a lie about the person above you 2
theguynextdoor
theguynextdoortheguynextdoorMiddletown, New York USA5 Threads 1,335 Posts
ballerina9: went looking for the chicken who crossed the road
rolling on the floor laughing grin Paid me to find that chickenthat crossed the road , Said it was dinner bouquet
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Sep 8, 2010 12:54 AM CST Tell a lie about the person above you 2
ballerina9
ballerina9ballerina9belfast, Antrim Ireland1,404 Posts
venusenvy: Secretly puts a hit of whiskey in her thermos full of "hotchocolate" she drinks all day at work
hangs out pants three sizes smaller on the laundry line to 'fool the neighbours' devil

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 8, 2010 12:54 AM CST Tell a lie about the person above you 2
theguynextdoor
theguynextdoortheguynextdoorMiddletown, New York USA5 Threads 1,335 Posts
leostartingover: Can outfart all the blokes in the local cantina after eating her special Mexican chili beans recipe!!!
grin Gave Venus the secret receipe For monster fartsbouquet
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Sep 8, 2010 12:55 AM CST Tell a lie about the person above you 2
venusenvy: Secretly puts a hit of whiskey in her thermos full of "hotchocolate" she drinks all day at work



Goes to the bookstore and circles all the locations of waldo in pen then puts them back on the shelf
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Sep 8, 2010 12:55 AM CST Tell a lie about the person above you 2
ballerina9
ballerina9ballerina9belfast, Antrim Ireland1,404 Posts
Jihadmeathello: No police officer has ever had to tell her to "spread em"
hid behind the police car to watch devil

laugh laugh
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Sep 8, 2010 12:58 AM CST Tell a lie about the person above you 2
ballerina9
ballerina9ballerina9belfast, Antrim Ireland1,404 Posts
theguynextdoor: Paid me to find that that crossed the road , Said it was dinner
heard the human body conducts electricity and stuck one finger fom each hand into two electric sockets to save buying an extension uh oh

rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 8, 2010 12:58 AM CST Tell a lie about the person above you 2
ballerina9: hid behind the police car to watch


Got it on film too grin


Mysteriously is able to pay for her menthol cigarettes and bottle of Thunderbird in all ones on a daily basis tongue
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Sep 8, 2010 12:59 AM CST Tell a lie about the person above you 2
theguynextdoor
theguynextdoortheguynextdoorMiddletown, New York USA5 Threads 1,335 Posts
lonelywoman55: He runs around at night hollring getty up to the dog.
grin Lures the stray cats to her house so she can sell them the chineese resturantdevil
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Sep 8, 2010 1:00 AM CST Tell a lie about the person above you 2
lonelywoman55
lonelywoman55lonelywoman55scranton, Pennsylvania USA3 Threads 3,618 Posts
theguynextdoor: Lures the stray cats to her house so she can sell them the chineese resturant

Killed all the cats in his area with atom fartstongue rolling on the floor laughing teddybear
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Sep 8, 2010 1:01 AM CST Tell a lie about the person above you 2
lonelywoman55
lonelywoman55lonelywoman55scranton, Pennsylvania USA3 Threads 3,618 Posts
Christmas1: ties his thang to his leg.

Now that just might be true.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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