Imaginations gone wild... (12)
jeanc20065856 Threads 1,858 PostsHave you ever been driving down the Interstate, calmly minding your own business, then all of a sudden looked up in your rearview mirror and thought, "Why ARE those people following me??!!!"
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I used to be paranoid .... but its only because everyone is out to get me!
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That can be fix with medication.
El diablo
El diablo
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Not really..On an interstate usually everybody is going in the same direction anyway. Now if I turned off of it and everywhere I went they went at all times I think I would.
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And on that note, I must now add this disclaimer:
I hope to God no one takes me literally. LOL.
I hope to God no one takes me literally. LOL.
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Yep. And those flashing red lights they have are really annoying, too.
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Okay...and using the same geographical scenario, have you ever imagined that the cobalt blue '74 VW bus that's riding inbetween two semis going at 70 miles an hour, one of which is an Exxon diesel fuel truck, is going to all of a sudden change lanes in front of that truck, causing it to swerve into the other semi, which is carrying a load of lives chickens that are destined to become Tyson fryers, resulting in the fuel truck exploding into a huge fireball, thereby instanteously frying the chickens, while said cobalt blue '74 VW bus, oblivious to the carnage he just caused, tools on its merry little way?
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I'd pull over and offer the rescue crew bbq sauce for the cajun chicken.
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can I some chicken? and what are these clueless people doing on our roads?
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Sure thing - normal, jalapeno, or habanero sauce? Clueless people on our roads? who would have thought things like that occured anymore?
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That happan's to me, I see them when they put on the red light's.
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LOL...Hmm...do police in New York, etc., use red lights? Ours are blue.
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