Prescribed Ooops (12)
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I love it!
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Nothing like having the right prescription huh Shelley?
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I get to trade jokes with this woman for the next 40 years and I wouldn't have it any other way.
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I'll trade jokes but we're not trading sides of the bed 
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Actually I'm not sad. If you insist, you may have the wet spot.
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The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy", I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, and they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen!
"Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well Hell!, you didn't tell me you had a prescription!"