UNITED NATIONS ???? (13)
patmac: Last month a worldwide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:-
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world ?"
The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
And finally, Britain and Australia both hung up because they couldn't understand an Indian accent !
Untied Nations indeedy!The only question asked was:-
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world ?"
The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
And finally, Britain and Australia both hung up because they couldn't understand an Indian accent !
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good one!
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patmac: Last month a worldwide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:-
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world ?"
The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
And finally, Britain and Australia both hung up because they couldn't understand an Indian accent !
The only question asked was:-
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world ?"
The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
And finally, Britain and Australia both hung up because they couldn't understand an Indian accent !
Soooo what did the Canadians say
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venusenvy: Soooo what did the Canadians say
Thank you kindly....We have no comment....
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venusenvy: Soooo what did the Canadians say
Did you not like the answer V..........
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patmac:
And finally, Britain and Australia both hung up because they couldn't understand an Indian accent !
And finally, Britain and Australia both hung up because they couldn't understand an Indian accent !
Me either -
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Does that mean the British & Australians are stupid and did not understand basic English when the rest of them UN were able to get the tone of the message, are you anti British or anti aussie
what about the japanese, the arabs, Canada, the folks in Asean, the Russians, Italian, turks, greeks, scandinavian what are they just a bunch jof goonies, I guess you are intelligent as a swith off light bulb
what about the japanese, the arabs, Canada, the folks in Asean, the Russians, Italian, turks, greeks, scandinavian what are they just a bunch jof goonies, I guess you are intelligent as a swith off light bulb
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patmac: Thank you kindly....We have no comment....
Uh-huh that sounds Canadian all right
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Vetri32: Does that mean the British & Australians are stupid and did not understand basic English when the rest of them UN were able to get the tone of the message, are you anti British or anti aussie
what about the japanese, the arabs, Canada, the folks in Asean, the Russians, Italian, turks, greeks, scandinavian what are they just a bunch jof goonies, I guess you are intelligent as a swith off light bulb
what about the japanese, the arabs, Canada, the folks in Asean, the Russians, Italian, turks, greeks, scandinavian what are they just a bunch jof goonies, I guess you are intelligent as a swith off light bulb
Its called humour dude...you should get some eh
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i can almost hear the accent when the question was delivered
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Vetri32: Does that mean the British & Australians are stupid and did not understand basic English when the rest of them UN were able to get the tone of the message, are you anti British or anti aussie
what about the japanese, the arabs, Canada, the folks in Asean, the Russians, Italian, turks, greeks, scandinavian what are they just a bunch jof goonies, I guess you are intelligent as a swith off light bulb
what about the japanese, the arabs, Canada, the folks in Asean, the Russians, Italian, turks, greeks, scandinavian what are they just a bunch jof goonies, I guess you are intelligent as a swith off light bulb
"a swith off light bulb" .....Might I say LOOK at where it is posted SWITCH YOUR LIGHT ON.....IT'S humour, Pillock
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The only question asked was:-
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world ?"
The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
And finally, Britain and Australia both hung up because they couldn't understand an Indian accent !