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gentlepaws

gentlepaws

gentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts

gentlepawsOPAny town, Ontario Canada9,583 posts

Life is a job. You get $14.50 a day, but after you die, you have to pay for your sins. Stealing a hub cap is around $100. m**turbation is 35 cents (it doesn't seem like much, but it adds up). If there's money left when you subtract what you owe from what you've earned, you can go to heaven. If not, you have to go back to work. (Sort of like reincarnation -- many nuns are Mafia guys working it off.) I had this dream that I was at heavens gate and I was short 35 cents.

FATHER GUIDO SARDUCCI

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fireliter

fireliter

fireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA502 Threads 14 Polls 5,902 Posts

fireliterAllen Park, Michigan USA5,902 posts

If only they had not eliminated the COLA from my paycheck I know I would be close..

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blancalatina

blancalatina

blancalatinawinston-salem, USA42 Threads 3,315 Posts

blancalatinawinston-salem, USA3,315 posts

You guys get PAID? Geesh, I gotta tell me boss about this.

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gentlepaws

gentlepaws

gentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts

gentlepawsOPAny town, Ontario Canada9,583 posts

This is my 20th time around. Gonna get it right this time. Paws

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gentlepaws

gentlepaws

gentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts

gentlepawsOPAny town, Ontario Canada9,583 posts

Can someone loan me 35 cents ? Paws

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slicktrix

slicktrix

slicktrixHagerstown, Maryland USA3 Threads 84 Posts

slicktrixHagerstown, Maryland USA84 posts

Paws ...this is funny!
Sure, I'll spot ya a buck...keep the change.

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nwnstar

nwnstar

nwnstarConway, USA38 Threads 5,464 Posts

nwnstarConway, USA5,464 posts

yay!!! i'll make it through...i have absolutely no wish to every touch myself...

that's why i like men, they'll do it for me!

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gentlepaws

gentlepaws

gentlepawsAny town, Ontario Canada1,019 Threads 13 Polls 9,583 Posts

gentlepawsOPAny town, Ontario Canada9,583 posts

I need a woman then. Paws

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