Date Auction (116)
there is a bbq, and im not gorgeous.
Don't want to start a stampede SOH but how about throw in a carton of beer?? 
That should catch their attention - a root and a beer, never fails??
That should catch their attention - a root and a beer, never fails??
yep they will need to be drunk to do me 
Dont say that... and you are gorgeous!!
lol they are meant to be bidding for me, except here we are offering beer and cupcakes lol
SickOfHurting: lol they are meant to be bidding for me, except here we are offering beer and cupcakes lol
They always do that at auctions... have a sausage sizzle ... gets the punters in..
do I hear 5 ??? 5 forks???
any advance on 5???
Newlife08: Don't want to start a stampede SOH but how about throw in a carton of beer??
That should catch their attention - a root and a beer, never fails??
That got my attention !!!! 10 forksThat should catch their attention - a root and a beer, never fails??
Come on guys, you are going to make SOH think you are all either gay, frigid, impotent, boring, mummy's boys, damaged?????
Come on - she's gorgeous and got guts!!
If I were a man I would bid for you SOH.
Come on - she's gorgeous and got guts!!
If I were a man I would bid for you SOH.
awesome71: That got my attention !!!! 10 forks
10.....
we have 10 forks bidders....!!!
this is certainly heating up to be an exciting evening...
do I hear 15 forks??
15???
i dont mind if the ladies bid haha
SickOfHurting: i dont mind if the ladies bid haha
I think 10 forks might win.awesome71: That got my attention !!!! 10 forks
Woohoo!! Now we're on a roll......
Think you are bidding against yourself at the moment awsome but don't let that stop you - have another drink
awesome71: I think 10 forks might win.
I think we are going to have to hold the auction open until tomorrow, when all the other bidders will arrive...here have another sausage...
Shell225: I think we are going to have to hold the auction open until tomorrow, when all the other bidders will arrive...
here have another sausage...
Thanks,I thought I might get a date but when all the other deviates start I'll be out bid for sure.here have another sausage...
Did someone mention beer?
Hold the cupcakes thanks
Hold the cupcakes thanks
awesome71: Thanks,I thought I might get a date but when all the other deviates start I'll be out bid for sure.
Im sure you'll be able to come up with some more forks between now and the when the rest of the bidders arrive....
cupcake???
Shell225: 4!!!! 4!!!! come on awesome... you can do better than that.
Look at her, she's gorgeous!!!! and willing to date you...
yeah get your forks outLook at her, she's gorgeous!!!! and willing to date you...
Shell225: Dont say that... and you are gorgeous!!
that's what I was gonna say Shell225: Im sure you'll be able to come up with some more forks between now and the when the rest of the bidders arrive....
cupcake???
Thanks again,maybe if you added yourself to the auction Shell, I'd throw the whole cutlery draw in.cupcake???
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shell hands awesome a sizzled sausage