People are like apples... (80)
When it comes to apples, there's only one thing worse than finding a worm........finding half a worm!
Godsgift: When it comes to apples, there's only one thing worse than finding a worm........finding half a worm!
that would be the apple version of a "glass half full"...
lucynad: that would be the apple version of a "glass half full"...
Nope, it means you've eaten the other half without realising!
Godsgift: Nope, it means you've eaten the other half without realising!
i was kidding, goldsgift..
meaning ..it's only a half that you have eaten...an optimistic vision of the world...
claudya: People are like apples.Some apples are beautiful outside but inside have a worm,other apples are look ok outside but clean inside!
This apple has the goods on the inside and outside. Humbly admitted of course lol
2intrigued: The apples on TOP think
something is wrong with them
something is wrong with them
someone said
women are like
just like a lemon
beautiful on the outside.
but
sour inside
the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.
...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.
...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.
...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.
...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough coins you face serious consequences.
...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.
...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.
...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.
...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.
claudya: People are like apples.Some apples are beautiful outside but inside have a worm,other apples are look ok outside but clean inside!
Claudya, I think you are looking at this too negativly . You should think of the worm apple as vitamin fortified and protein enhanced ! ! !
Dear, Frank worms symbolies bad part from heart,u are funny,maybe because u eat many worms.
Frankinstien: Claudya, I think you are looking at this too negativly . You should think of the worm apple as vitamin fortified and protein enhanced ! ! !
claudya: Dear, Frank worms symbolies bad part from heart,u are funny,maybe because u eat many worms.
Dear Claudya, Have you ever tried them with hollendale sauce !
Frankinstien: Dear Claudya, Have you ever tried them with hollendale sauce !
Well,I can see from your cartoon emotion that you have tried them . Oh well ! It's an aquired taste anyway . . . . . .Cooking Tip . . . . . . . .Take a propane torch and sear off the hair on worms and catapellers before you fry them . . . . . . . . . . .That way they wont be so fluffy when you eat them ! !
2intrigued: Very true!!! and this bit here is something I have on my profile on another site....
------------------------------WOMEN
------------------------- are like APPLES
----------------------on trees. The BEST ones
---------------------are at the TOP of the tree.
--------------------MOST men DON'T want to reach
-------------------for the GOOD ONES because they
-----------------are AFRAID of falling and getting HURT.
----------------- Instead they pick the ROTTEN apples
------------------from the ground that aren't as GOOD,
-----------------but are EASY. The apples on TOP think
-----------------something is wrong with THEM when in
------------------reality, they're AMAZING. They just
-------------------have to wait for the RIGHT man to
---------------------come along, THE ONE who is
---------------------------BRAVE enough to
-------------------------------CLIMB all
--------------------------------the way
-------------------------------to the TOP
i would climb a mountain....for a nice..........pear.------------------------------WOMEN
------------------------- are like APPLES
----------------------on trees. The BEST ones
---------------------are at the TOP of the tree.
--------------------MOST men DON'T want to reach
-------------------for the GOOD ONES because they
-----------------are AFRAID of falling and getting HURT.
----------------- Instead they pick the ROTTEN apples
------------------from the ground that aren't as GOOD,
-----------------but are EASY. The apples on TOP think
-----------------something is wrong with THEM when in
------------------reality, they're AMAZING. They just
-------------------have to wait for the RIGHT man to
---------------------come along, THE ONE who is
---------------------------BRAVE enough to
-------------------------------CLIMB all
--------------------------------the way
-------------------------------to the TOP
Frankinstien: Well,I can see from your cartoon emotion that you have tried them . Oh well ! It's an aquired taste anyway . . . . . .Cooking Tip . . . . . . . .Take a propane torch and sear off the hair on worms and catapellers before you fry them . . . . . . . . . . .That way they wont be so fluffy when you eat them ! !
stop giving her the business, darlin'
Listen Frank stop telling such stupid things if u didn't understand my message from the thread I explain u again I made an analogy between apples,worms and people ,the worm symbolizes the ugly part of the soul of a person ,the inside part,so stop posting here childish comments like eating worms,and my cartoon emotion signifies the disgusting about eating worms,only canibals can eat worms,so please comport nice ,ok at u age I expect u be a gentleman.
Frankinstien: Well,I can see from your cartoon emotion that you have tried them . Oh well ! It's an aquired taste anyway . . . . . .Cooking Tip . . . . . . . .Take a propane torch and sear off the hair on worms and catapellers before you fry them . . . . . . . . . . .That way they wont be so fluffy when you eat them ! !
faded_dino: stop giving her the business, darlin'
Dear Claudya , All right ! I'll be good . Just having a little fun . I'll go to my room now ! ! ! 
OK, I'm back from my room . Hay are you the same Claudya that got mad at someone else for waving a finger emotion at you ? ? . . . Just checking
Well u can eat an apple sprayed with pesticides which will have
no worms or eat an apple with a possible worm. I just cut out
the worm part and cook the apple pieces.
no worms or eat an apple with a possible worm. I just cut out
the worm part and cook the apple pieces.
Save worm and use cooking tip above . . . ( oh no ! did I say that ?. . . my bad !)
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So will be good if beauty inside & outside too