Wife 1.0 (11)
LMAO! 
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Good One Michael,,,,,
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damn you know my wife 1.0 or sumpin
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Saddest part is that most don't read direction,never mind the warning sign..........LMAO
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i read the directions and then there was a new update
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Michael, that is so cuuutttee
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Loved it!!! 
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Bull crap - problem is a man needs a woman to use her mouth for something more than to kiss, eat and give head with and that is taboo to a woman - as long as they can keep us in suspense - they feel they have control - well there are some of us - it takes a REAL woman to hold on to - (which eliminates about half the CS women)
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It is impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to un-install, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. It may even crash your system.