The Funny Farm (78)
Larf75: What can I say??? Maybe I'll be nice this time. Maybe.
I will beleive that when I see it... I will also stay at least two arms lengths away from you
morebloodyrisks: I will beleive that when I see it... I will also stay at least two arms lengths away from you
You could be an octopus and stay more than two arm lengths away
Wysterious: You could be an octopus and stay more than two arm lengths away
I can only suggest Wistie.. that if you wrestle with Larf .. she grows more arms than an octopus.. and pinches, punches and twists soft and fleshy bits to win.. I was covered in bruises last time
... A mistake I will not repeat 
morebloodyrisks: I can only suggest Wistie.. that if you wrestle with Larf .. she grows more arms than an octopus.. and pinches, punches and twists soft and fleshy bits to win.. I was covered in bruises last time ... A mistake I will not repeat
In that case I will make not to self - No wrestling with Larf - is no larfing matter!!!
Wysterious: In that case I will make not to self - No wrestling with Larf - is no larfing matter!!!
And that is a note to self - I tried tying a not (knot) but it cut off the blood supply and made me faint.
morebloodyrisks: I can only suggest Wistie.. that if you wrestle with Larf .. she grows more arms than an octopus.. and pinches, punches and twists soft and fleshy bits to win.. I was covered in bruises last time ... A mistake I will not repeat
You said you like it rough..
Or was that the voices in my head...
Wysterious: And that is a note to self - I tried tying a not (knot) but it cut off the blood supply and made me faint.
Don't you pay any attention to MBR.... It's all fibs.
Larf75: You said you like it rough.. Or was that the voices in my head...
No! it was him whispering in your ear
Larf75: You said you like it rough.. Or was that the voices in my head...
definitely me!
morebloodyrisks: definitely me!
He is a bit of a show Pony methinks
Wysterious: He is a bit of a show Pony methinks
youthinks right!
I would call myself a laughing hyena in here. Well that is what I look like on the other side of the monitor when I read some of the posts. I also feed & scavenge off the other posts to try and make more funnies.
akaRALF: I would call myself a laughing hyena in here. Well that is what I look like on the other side of the monitor when I read some of the posts. I also feed & scavenge off the other posts to try and make more funnies.
Today I feel like a Three Toed Sloth - just hanging around and not doing much of anything
Wysterious: Today I feel like a Three Toed Sloth - just hanging around and not doing much of anything
That has been me for a week.. and getting paid for it...morebloodyrisks: That has been me for a week.. and getting paid for it...
Actually today I am getting paid coz it is a Public Holiday - and get this - it's Labour Day!!!!! (Sad I know)
Wysterious: Actually today I am getting paid coz it is a Public Holiday - and get this - it's Labour Day!!!!! (Sad I know)
Nice one
Easter is going to be interesting, what with Anzac Day falling on Easter Sunday .. we are only supposed to open from 1 - 4pm, when we normally trade from 10 - 4 on that day.
Wondering how the public holiday loading is going to be calculated
serene56: Nice one
Easter is going to be interesting, what with Anzac Day falling on Easter Sunday .. we are only supposed to open from 1 - 4pm, when we normally trade from 10 - 4 on that day.
Wondering how the public holiday loading is going to be calculated
Easter is going to be interesting, what with Anzac Day falling on Easter Sunday .. we are only supposed to open from 1 - 4pm, when we normally trade from 10 - 4 on that day.
Wondering how the public holiday loading is going to be calculated
Guaranteed - you will not reap the benefits of a duplicate Public Holiday.
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What can I say??? Maybe I'll be nice this time.