Why do I have one odd sock? ( Archived) (19)

I always have one odd sock. This means one sock has gotten lost or vanished.

I believe that it is a goverment plot to increase the economy in order to make Bush look better to the public. This makes us buy more containers to keep odd socks. We must also buy more socks. As to effect on Bush oil stocks I can only imagine.

These socks are made with a secret process in Area 51 from tech. learned from reverse engineering of alien space crafts recovered in Roswell. Each sock is designed to detect the number of socks in the home so that there will always be an odd sock. The socks are designed to vanish after being wet and having heat applied to them in dryers.

From time to time goverment agents will sneak into our homes and replace a sock in order to keep us thinking that it was just lost. While this is being done to pull the wool over our eyes, agents will while being in our homes dress up in our underwear and raid the ice box.

This is something that needs to be carefully talked about in order to get all the facts and get on The Montel Show. Have any of you had strange things happen that might have a bearing on this common event.

Yep

My earrings, always one missin...

Hmmmmm! Pretty girl and one missing ear ring. Interesting!!!

No mystery for me. I always find my missing sock a week later in the sleeve of my sweatshirt.

i always wear non matching socks cuz i like to be different lol right now i have a pink fuzzy sock and a blue fuzzy sock on

And just how long have you been a goverment agent in charge of covering up this sercret operation with wild stories.

Runs to the washer....
"Ahhhhhh", too late.

"Hey!" where did this sock come from?

Do what I do, just wear the odd ones. Who says they have to match?

You'll never have more than 1 odd sock again

I bet you have a second pair just like those.

You are a wise member of the public not being controled by actions of the goverment.