Who`s pete? (3)
mikeglesga: A guy go`s into a bar and asks the barman if pete`s been in tonight?
Barman:
Pete,pete who?
guy:
pete Adams,Peter Adams,he drinks in here every night this is his local pub.His wifes names Tracy,Tracy Adams.
Barman:
No can`t say any of those names rings a bell.Can you describe him to me?
Guy:
He`s got only the one leg,and the one arm.Hes got a goaty beard, one eye and a patch over the other eye socket.Oh oh!! and he only drinks black russians,him being from russia.Oh oh!!He was in a fight last weekend in here and he put six guys in hospital.
Barman:
No still can`t think who your talking about.
Guy:
Oh oh!! i forgot to mention that hes got red hair.
Barman:
OOOOOOH you meen ginger,ye he was in here last night.
Barman:
Pete,pete who?
guy:
pete Adams,Peter Adams,he drinks in here every night this is his local pub.His wifes names Tracy,Tracy Adams.
Barman:
No can`t say any of those names rings a bell.Can you describe him to me?
Guy:
He`s got only the one leg,and the one arm.Hes got a goaty beard, one eye and a patch over the other eye socket.Oh oh!! and he only drinks black russians,him being from russia.Oh oh!!He was in a fight last weekend in here and he put six guys in hospital.
Barman:
No still can`t think who your talking about.
Guy:
Oh oh!! i forgot to mention that hes got red hair.
Barman:
OOOOOOH you meen ginger,ye he was in here last night.
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mikeglesga: A guy go`s into a bar and asks the barman if pete`s been in tonight?
Barman:
Pete,pete who?
guy:
pete Adams,Peter Adams,he drinks in here every night this is his local pub.His wifes names Tracy,Tracy Adams.
Barman:
No can`t say any of those names rings a bell.Can you describe him to me?
Guy:
He`s got only the one leg,and the one arm.Hes got a goaty beard, one eye and a patch over the other eye socket.Oh oh!! and he only drinks black russians,him being from russia.Oh oh!!He was in a fight last weekend in here and he put six guys in hospital.
Barman:
No still can`t think who your talking about.
Guy:
Oh oh!! i forgot to mention that hes got red hair.
Barman:
OOOOOOH you meen ginger,ye he was in here last night.
Barman:
Pete,pete who?
guy:
pete Adams,Peter Adams,he drinks in here every night this is his local pub.His wifes names Tracy,Tracy Adams.
Barman:
No can`t say any of those names rings a bell.Can you describe him to me?
Guy:
He`s got only the one leg,and the one arm.Hes got a goaty beard, one eye and a patch over the other eye socket.Oh oh!! and he only drinks black russians,him being from russia.Oh oh!!He was in a fight last weekend in here and he put six guys in hospital.
Barman:
No still can`t think who your talking about.
Guy:
Oh oh!! i forgot to mention that hes got red hair.
Barman:
OOOOOOH you meen ginger,ye he was in here last night.
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Barman:
Pete,pete who?
guy:
pete Adams,Peter Adams,he drinks in here every night this is his local pub.His wifes names Tracy,Tracy Adams.
Barman:
No can`t say any of those names rings a bell.Can you describe him to me?
Guy:
He`s got only the one leg,and the one arm.Hes got a goaty beard, one eye and a patch over the other eye socket.Oh oh!! and he only drinks black russians,him being from russia.Oh oh!!He was in a fight last weekend in here and he put six guys in hospital.
Barman:
No still can`t think who your talking about.
Guy:
Oh oh!! i forgot to mention that hes got red hair.
Barman:
OOOOOOH you meen ginger,ye he was in here last night.