Reasons why Uptall hasn't been online (94)
tomcat1968: He is undercover for British Intelligence in Lybia
Undercover by Uptails standards means hiding under his duvet 
Zellarrone1: Undercover by Uptails standards means hiding under his duvet
yes maybe then again he could be testing out new duvets and ther may be a lot of themtomcat1968: yes maybe then again he could be testing out new duvets and ther may be a lot of them
We'll expect to see him back here around christmastime then 
Zellarrone1: We'll expect to see him back here around christmastime then
yeah or maybe the next leap yeartomcat1968: yeah or maybe the next leap year
Poor Uptail, bet his ears are burning 
mk20uk: I think that he sent his photos from this site to an international knitting company and they asked him to jet off to Derbyshire to pose for their latest cardigan collection for men of a certain age!
Can you think of a better reason why he hasn't been on???
Can you think of a better reason why he hasn't been on???
Aw, did you miss me Mk.. you little
.. come on and give me a big 
and lots of 
'sssssssss... 
No, I've not been swept off my feet.. not even by the local road sweeper so you're still in with a good chance girl.. especially with them legs of yours!!! 
uptall: Aw, did you miss me Mk.. you little .. come on and give me a big and lots of 'sssssssss... No, I've not been swept off my feet.. not even by the local road sweeper so you're still in with a good chance girl.. especially with them legs of yours!!!
Jeez....whit a gigilo...
tomcat1968: hes frieghtened ot the competion on CS or his modem is down! HI FD Hi Mika
frightened of the competition TC.. I don't think so.. I take pride in my appearance 
you don't get to look this good without working on it.. what girl could resist!
scottyburd: Jeez....whit a gigilo...
Sb...
so nice to see you hen .. "gigolo, me!
..... I think you have me mixed up with someone else hen.. maybe him .................. Sailfree: Mr.L do you know something we don't??
Maybe he took a wrong turning on that moped!
Or his space ship is gone into orbit!
Maybe he took a wrong turning on that moped!
Or his space ship is gone into orbit!
sometimes I think he has a camera in my house sail
Eos11: Perhaps he's found the woman of his dreams
I wish
EssJay: I think he has taken up a new career.....the quality controller at the Shreddies Factory......all those knitting nannas...
Hey Uptall, you're back.......
......how's this, your very own thread..... Nice to see ya......
Sailfree: Woooo so unkind! Poor Uptall, he is getting lots of stick and not even here to defend himself.
I think he has run off with her and the lottery winnings!! hmmmmmmmmmmm
I think he has run off with her and the lottery winnings!! hmmmmmmmmmmm
So kind of you sail
.. just look what all this has done to me
and I thought they were my friends poor uptall
Zellarrone1: You know me, I come and go
Only if you get the chance zilla
scottyburd: I hope he is having the time of his life wherever he is and with whoever he is with...he is a fab guy is oor uppy..
Sb
you're so kind
Sailfree: We all miss his wise cracks! shame wonder where he is gone to? Just checked the spaceship is not there either!!
Sail
uptall: frightened of the competition TC.. I don't think so.. I take pride in my appearance you don't get to look this good without working on it.. what girl could resist!
welcome back up good to see you lots of conspiracy theoris ithought you were working for the libyans any truth in? it
uptomcat1968: yes but thats one less on first pass the post Sail
@%"&!!!!!leisure07: so whats the ransom for uppy can stretch monopoly money a bit
monopoly money indeed 
.. you could have offered her bird seed.. you know she would have taken that!!!
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I'm just making the most of not having to put up with his boring music videos
Music to my ears, or even eyes it is
In fact, I hope he stays missing for a long time
How lovely and peaceful to be Nora Battyless on here