Wedding speech/ royal wedding! (21)
Bill1709Dublin/ kildare, Dublin Ireland10 Threads 74 PostsHey all, Im carrying out a best man speech the day of the royal wedding (nope this isnt harry ladies!) and im looking to incorporate that into my speech considering the day thats in it! Nothing lengthy, just a mere mention/acknowledgment in a funny but tasteful manner!! Any budding comedians out there?!!
Bill1709: Hey all, Im carrying out a best man speech the day of the royal wedding (nope this isnt harry ladies!) and im looking to incorporate that into my speech considering the day thats in it! Nothing lengthy, just a mere mention/acknowledgment in a funny but tasteful manner!! Any budding comedians out there?!!
Unless you know every individual at the wedding and know for sure they wouldn't be royally! pissed off with a comparison to the fiasco in London... I suggest you leave it out.
I think you could always add how camellia copes with Charles big ears.Or how about how Philip pick that big nose of his or you could mention the fact that Fergi tried to rip Andrew off that would get the ball rolling i think.
There were rumours years ago that Princess Di was having an affair with Chris Rea. Can You imagine her name if they ever married ?
Di Rea !!!
Di Rea !!!
Cheers all!! Ah, i wouldnt know everyone but its an irish wedding and it isnt likely there will be any if many pro royalists present! As i said this isnt a patriotic anti brit slur but just a humorous aknowledgement of the comparison between the extravagance of the fiasco compared to the wedding ill be at!! Have a few ideas in mind but would love to get a general consensus first!
Cheers all!! Ah, i wouldnt know everyone but its an irish wedding and it isnt likely there will be any if many pro royalists present! As i said this isnt a patriotic anti brit slur but just a humorous aknowledgement of the comparison between the extravagance of the fiasco compared to the wedding ill be at!! Have a few ideas in mind but would love to get a general consensus first
nitak: The contrast between the 2 weddings my mind was working overtime but ide say you have the basis for a good joke
cheers nitak, it will only be a fleeting mention but its too good of an opportunity to go amiss! Its quite difficult scripting the speech. Theres too manx fine lines! Ill post a few things up over nxt day or 2, get peoples opinions!Mesimarja: Are you this resentful towards all weddings or just this specific one?
Let the two young people get married and go on with their life, it's none of our business.
Let the two young people get married and go on with their life, it's none of our business.
Exactly it is none of our business, so why should the media, especially the 'oirish' media ram it down our throats?
Mesimarja: Because a lot of people want to read about it.
Do they really though? Because I know very few who do.
mikalover: Well... Katie did ask her new mmom-inlaw to be, what was the secret to a long happy marriage
Queen replied, wear a seatbelt and don't piss me off!!!
Queen replied, wear a seatbelt and don't piss me off!!!
You do know Lizzie Windsor is his grandmother and not his mother right?
Mesimarja: Not only Irish newspapers but all over the Europe (and probably overseas as well) they are wallowing and feasting on the Royal Wedding.
WOMEN do like romantic stories, you know
WOMEN do like romantic stories, you know
Totally agree, I will only be watching cos I love a good wedding
mikalover: Yeah Grandmother inlaw is what I meant
OK OK I will stick with the day job, no more jokes!!!
OK OK I will stick with the day job, no more jokes!!!
To be fair, the joke itself was good.
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