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May 11, 2011 3:39 AM CST if men got pregnant
joelle2107
joelle2107joelle2107Jakarta, Indonesia170 Threads 36 Polls 5,561 Posts
Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay.

There would be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

All children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 pm.

Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

Women would rule the world.
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May 11, 2011 3:44 AM CST if men got pregnant
Dagosto
DagostoDagostoKnoxville, Tennessee USA74 Threads 15 Polls 3,076 Posts
joelle2107: Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay.

There would be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

All children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 pm.

Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

Women would rule the world.



And women would have to pay child support?

wine
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May 11, 2011 3:46 AM CST if men got pregnant
trueheart1941
trueheart1941trueheart1941brentwood essex, Essex, England UK27 Threads 8,005 Posts
joelle2107: Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay.

There would be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

All children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 pm.

Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

Women would rule the world.
thats true...but in the mean..time....can carry..on doing it the tradition..we are used.....to....before that...time...comes.....blushing blushing blushing
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May 11, 2011 3:50 AM CST if men got pregnant
joelle2107
joelle2107joelle2107Jakarta, Indonesia170 Threads 36 Polls 5,561 Posts
Dagosto: And women would have to pay child support?


deal...handshake grin
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May 11, 2011 3:57 AM CST if men got pregnant
joelle2107
joelle2107joelle2107Jakarta, Indonesia170 Threads 36 Polls 5,561 Posts
trueheart1941: thats true...but in the mean..time....can carry..on doing it the tradition..we are used.....to....before that...time...comes.....


of courselaugh
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May 11, 2011 4:38 AM CST if men got pregnant
Aswina
AswinaAswinaNitra, Slovakia2 Threads 1,373 Posts
They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
I am afraid, they do not care even now ...

They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
Yes, but I think they could stay as well in appropriate position in baseball, football, ice-hockey and so on stadiums....

All children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.grin rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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May 11, 2011 5:39 AM CST if men got pregnant
Witchaywoman
WitchaywomanWitchaywomanCarpentersville, Illinois USA97 Threads 13 Polls 4,344 Posts
Yaaaaaaay! tongue
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May 11, 2011 5:42 AM CST if men got pregnant
narnia93
narnia93narnia93Jakarta, Indonesia1 Threads 1,047 Posts
men got pregnant ?? daydream daydream
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May 11, 2011 12:48 PM CST if men got pregnant
Tidepride01
Tidepride01Tidepride01Killen, Alabama USA11 Threads 3 Polls 43 Posts
What a nice thought that would be if men only knew how good they have it.
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May 11, 2011 1:07 PM CST if men got pregnant
englishelegance
englisheleganceenglisheleganceBirmingham, West Midlands, England UK76 Threads 1 Polls 3,025 Posts
joelle2107: Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay.

There would be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

All children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 pm.

Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

Women would rule the world.


If men got pregnant all families would have just one child!!yay
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May 11, 2011 6:19 PM CST if men got pregnant
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Jul 2, 2011 4:25 AM CST if men got pregnant
manroe23
manroe23manroe23indonesia, Jakarta Indonesia7 Threads 6,801 Posts
laugh laugh
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Jul 2, 2011 7:09 AM CST if men got pregnant
epicure
epicureepicureAlanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey401 Threads 10 Polls 5,224 Posts
where would the baby come out? ouccch
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Jul 2, 2011 7:33 AM CST if men got pregnant
carenza
carenzacarenzanear the sea, South Holland Netherlands82 Threads 1 Polls 3,113 Posts
epicure: where would the baby come out? ouccch


what ouccch...?

we women do it every day....when we give birth..
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Jul 2, 2011 7:36 AM CST if men got pregnant
popz567
popz567popz567banglore, Karnataka India67 Threads 20 Polls 301 Posts
confused scold confused
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Jul 2, 2011 7:38 AM CST if men got pregnant
leigh2154
leigh2154leigh2154Crossville, Tennessee USA5 Threads 6,408 Posts
joelle2107: Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay.

There would be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

All children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 pm.

Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

Women would rule the world.


We would become extinct ........yawn
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